12 Wacky Things You Can Buy at Walmart

RonaldReagan Published 09/09/2018

Most qualify for free in-store pickup.

1.
A katana sword for defending m'ladies.
2.
A taco dress. They're not just for Halloween, you know.
3.
A coin seat. If you can't afford to wipe yourself with dollar bills this is the next best thing.
4.
Duck Dynasty duck tape.
5.
A book on how to poop on a date.
6.
Pickle lip balm.
7.
A dinosaur dog costume. Have the most badass pet on your block.
8.
A prank poop maker, for when using the real thing might get you arrested.
9.
Obama and Biden salt and pepper shakers. Pretty obvious which is which.
10.
A Please Warm My Weiner album.
11.
Sig Sauer M400 rifle
12.
A coffin with the logo of your favorite sports team on it.

1.
A katana sword for defending m'ladies.
2.
A taco dress. They're not just for Halloween, you know.
3.
A coin seat. If you can't afford to wipe yourself with dollar bills this is the next best thing.
4.
Duck Dynasty duck tape.
5.
A book on how to poop on a date.
6.
Pickle lip balm.
7.
A dinosaur dog costume. Have the most badass pet on your block.
8.
A prank poop maker, for when using the real thing might get you arrested.
9.
Obama and Biden salt and pepper shakers. Pretty obvious which is which.
10.
A Please Warm My Weiner album.
11.
Sig Sauer M400 rifle
12.
A coffin with the logo of your favorite sports team on it.