20 Hilarious Headlines From This Week
Carly Tennes
Published
03/17/2024
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After a long, hard week of punching in, sending emails and doing our best not to spend every moment of our spare time speculating on the whereabouts of Kate Middleton, the week has finally come to a close.
Yet as we were busy rueing Boeing and shedding a tear over TikTok’s likely-looming US ban, a whole lot of nonsense went on, stories that largely flew under the radar because well, they’re just too d—n weird.
From bees doing the Lord’s work to Twitter beef heading IRL here are 20 of this week’s funniest headlines.
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1. Dua Lipa fan calls cops as Nicki Minaj fan flies to his house to settle beef
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2. DeSoto man is given a citation warning after riding his wheelchair in a street without sidewalks
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3. NYC budget director blames cafeteria menu cuts on too many kids eating
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4. Utah governor signs bill encouraging teachers to carry guns in classrooms
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5. ‘Picard’ Season 2 Was Rewritten After Paramount Deemed It “Too Star Trek,” Says EP
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6. Man in Thailand goes on rampage in temple, dies after being impaled by Buddha statue
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7. Amazon Tells Warehouse Workers to Close Their Eyes and Think Happy Thoughts
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8. Dead Ohio man's roommates drove body to withdraw money from his bank account, police say
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9. Indonesian flight veered off course after both pilots allegedly fell asleep in the cockpit
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10. Harrison Ford says 'Indiana Jones' theme music was played during his colonoscopy: 'Follows me everywhere'
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11. The wine and brownies are gone: 50 women trapped on ski bus for 16 hours — and counting — after major Colorado snowstorm
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12. Brooklyn pastor ‘Bling Bishop’ found guilty of spending $90,000 of his parishioner’s savings on luxury goods
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13. Pet DNA company identifies human as canine
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14. Aaron Rodgers at "top of list" to be running mate with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
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15. 10,000 bees on police helicopter keep it from taking off
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16. Rescue team races to save 'dog' stuck in ditch, turns out to be a statue
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17. The voting bloc that could decide the US election: Swifties
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18. Man finds out migraines caused by brain tapeworms; undercooked bacon may be culprit
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19. Motorcyclist With "Will Run" License Plate Flees Deputies At 145 MPH
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20. Ugandan man behind viral fake East African currency shocked by its success
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