Rockstar Games recently announced GTA VI, and there’s already a lot to be excited about.
Namely, GTA VI has us heading back to Vice City, only in the modern day. This, naturally, has many wondering how our beloved virtual crime capital has changed since the '80s — and if the trailer is any indication, it’s gone full Florida Man.
While Vice City was originally inspired by Miami, the trailer kicks it into high gear, showcasing digital versions of famous Florida Man stories — only this time, they’re playing out on the streets of Vice City. Reddit user Bradbrad7 recently compiled the ones he’s discovered so far for a thread on r/GTA6.
Let’s go through them one by one. First, the gator in the pool. This surely happens in Florida all the time, but Bradbrad7 has gone for this instance, where a man in a pink shirt can be seen pulling a gator out of a pool.
Following that is this video from Miami, in which a woman twerks while on the roof of a moving car.
Woman twerks on top of car on Miami's MacArthur Causeway because Miami. And because Spring Break. h/t @pcurry80 pic.twitter.com/tBFkdVw9x2— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) March 14, 2017
Then, we’ve got the alligator at Walmart.
And who could forget the Florida Man who robbed a gas station while completely naked?
Keeping this nudity trend going, another Florida man annoyed his neighbors when he gardened naked. Now, he’s referenced in the GTA trailer — moving up in the world!
After that, there’s the racist hammer woman in Miami.
Bruh I hate racist ppl so much .. Im all the way in Miami while this dumbassbihh in LA fucking my car up .. all cuz she racist and dont like us pic.twitter.com/jSy4ado1wT— edy (@edyperezz_) June 13, 2020
Wrapping it up, there’s also the guy who was charged with one count of carrying a concealed firearm — and showed up to court looking like the Joker.
There’s probably more in there that we missed, but in order to get the full Florida GTA experience, we’ll have to wait until it comes out. In 2025. Darn.