Welcome to Brock High School located in Brock, Texas. Home of the Eagles, the school has a well-established athletics program with football at the forefront, because well...Texas. But let's not shy away from the men's basketball squad. Although diversity may not be their strong suit the roster packs a punch.
white people love to be named pic.twitter.com/ByRjm7Of0d
— Pelican Brief Enjoyer (@mettaworldwar) February 6, 2023
For posterity's sake, here's your Eagles' starting lineup.
Colt Matlock
Denman Kirby
Austin Lavender
Gevon Randall
Sawyer Strosnider
Brayden Carter-Ditto
Braden Pitchford
Braden Nicewonger
Casen Meeks
Zach Lewis
What an absolutely star-studded roster. Not to mention the Braden/Braden/Brayden trifecta. Obviously the internet had some thoughts on the team.
Really hoping Braden Nicewonger goes pro so I can grab a jersey
— Travis Reilly (@mmmtravis) February 6, 2023
the law offices of Brayden, Braden & Braden
— Yves Saint Low Rent (@Mumford_N_Puns) February 6, 2023
Couldn't forget this classic.
— ryan (@trashmanryan) February 6, 2023
if Colt Matlock doesn’t become a private investigator I will be disappointed
— ᴀɴɢʀʏʀsᴇ (@RoseRevoltee) February 7, 2023
— Adrian Covert (@AdrianCovert) February 7, 2023
Cool how everyone is named Brock like that.
— Assurbanipal's Literal Nipples (@titivilis) February 7, 2023
After the tweet made its rounds, one of the fan favorites saw his opportunity and took it.
Who wants jerseys?? https://t.co/ERegtuX5oo
— Braden Nicewonger (@Braden30095503) February 7, 2023
Jesus Christ...that's Braden Nicewonger. Is it weird for a 34-year-old to want a basketball jersey this badly? How about this, Braden. You send us some threads, and we'll send you some eBaum's swag, deal?
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