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The Most Foul-Mouthed Baseball Rant of All Time

For as long as the game has existed, baseball has been full of big and interesting personalities.

Mother Shows Off Her Gargantuan Baby

The average baby weighs around 7.8 pounds when they’re born. From there, they grow exponentially — hitting around 11 pounds by month two and about 16.5 pounds by month six.

This Is Why You Don’t Hop the Guardrails at the Grand Canyon

Warning signs are there for a reason.

‘LOOK AT MYSELF!’: Woman Winds Up With Hugely Swollen Lips After Allergic Reaction to Lip Filler Removal

At least she has a sense of humor about it.

Who Is Running Around New York City Punching Random Women in the Face?

In one of the stranger crimewaves to hit New York, a number of women have taken to TikTok to share their stories of being punched in the face by a stranger, all on the same day, all in downtown Manhattan.

‘How to Quickdraw Your Cane’: Old Man Teaches Cane Self-Defense Techniques

As our grandparents and parents get older, we tend to worry more about them; it’s hard to think of the adults in our lives as vulnerable, but many of them are, particularly those with disabilities.

TikTok Makeup Tutorial Interrupted By House Fire

One TikToker was thrown a curveball while filming her own makeup tutorial when her video was interrupted by the house next door to hers catching fire, and she opted to share that footage with her followers instead of a comprehensive tutorial.

The 50 Worst Corporate Jargon Phrases, As Voted on By the People

Capitalism has a lot to answer for, but one of the worst things it’s given us has to be meaningless corporate buzzwords used by people who describe themselves as Thought Leaders and post earnestly on LinkedIn.

Peruvian Trucker Captures Boulder Take Out the Truck In Front of Him, Narrowly Avoids Getting Crushed Himself

Some videos need no explanation.

‘Polish Drake’: Meet Poland’s Weirdest, Tannest Celebrity

Most of the time, oddballs are country and language specific.

YouTuber Allegedly Kidnapped in Haiti

A YouTuber who goes by “Your Fellow Arab” has allegedly been kidnapped in Haiti.

The Same Cargo Ship That Took Down the Maryland Bridge Took Down A Belgian Port Wall Back in 2016

Earlier this week, the U.S. was shocked after a ship rammed into the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, Maryland.

'All I Care About Is Freedom!': Patriotic Passenger Throws Tantrum While Getting Booted From Flight

With Spirit Airlines, you get what you pay for.

Betas Roasted For Spending $18,000 on an 'Alpha Male' Boot Camp

What has happened to men?

The March Madness Bracket of the NCAA’s Hottest Coaches

Giving busted brackets a new meaning.

Entitled Customer Refuses to Take No For an Answer When Placing Massive Cake Order One Day In Advance

You catch more cakes with kindness than you do by a jerk.

Oh Great, Another Person to Disappoint: Expert Says the Sun is Conscious

I think we can all agree that there are things in this world that we don’t understand.

‘Breaking Bad’ Star Dean Norris Cusses Out Rowdy Passenger Getting Booted From Delta Flight

“I would thoroughly reevaluate my entire life if I got told off by Hank Schrader.”

Dude Performs Tesla Model S Autobahn Speed Test

When they’re not starting on fire or parking in people’s front windows, Tesla vehicles can go fast. Like, really fast.

This Is the World’s Most Expensive Cow

Would you pay millions of dollars for a cow? Personally, I wouldn’t, no matter how hot the cow was.

Woman Calls Cops On Dude Just Trying to Return Her Dropped Purse

No good deed goes unpunished, especially with a puncher on the loose.

There Are Only Nine Months Left Until Everybody Will Be Boning Robots

The day is almost here. What day, you ask? The day we’ll be able to get down and dirty with our Roombas, of course!

Barista Keeps Pouring Brews Even After Missile Blows Out Window of Her Coffee Shop

How to Survive a Vehicle Submersion, According to an ER Doctor

Escaping a sinking car is as easy as SWOC.

Diddy Did It: Diddy Is On the Run after Homeland Security Raided Both of His Homes

Diddy’s supervillain arc is continuing.