Conducting normal life in zero gravity is a difficult endeavor. Just ask astronaut Scott Kelly, who took about eight months to fully recover from his year in space. And while people need time to adjust to and from zero gravity, so do their daily routines. That’s why Nasa developed a space coffee mug, to hold astronauts’ morning caffeine without it floating away. But when Science is Fun posted a video of astronaut Nicole Mann drinking from the cup, people couldn’t help but notice it looked a lot like something else… and then they got a little horny.



The cup was designed by astronaut Don Pettit, who explained the science behind it during a 2008 presentation. “With the special shape of this cup, the surface tension forces will wick the coffee up along the edge there,” he says. “The cross-section of this cup looks like an airplane wing.” Are we sure that’s its closest doppelganger?



The mug’s ‘lips' help astronauts suck down their caffeinated beverages efficiently. It’s not their fault that they have to perform cup cunnilingus to do it. “Where can I get one for uhhhhh zero gravity coffee drinking reasons?” one person asks. “And then I drank from her specially designed cup that can hold coffee in it even in zero gravity,” someone else jokes.



Twitter users are dubbing the mug, “Coffussy,” and praising its versatile shape. If you want your own cuffussy, you can buy one on the Space Ware website for $94.95. Expensive I know, but can you think of a better way to start your day than with the addictive taste of cussy?