If you become a DoorDash driver, get ready to see some shit.

Whether it’s people on their worst days, cheating partners or a full-on street brawl, food delivery drivers are subject to a lot of B.S. — but hey, at least they’re getting to take home that sweet, sweet $2 delivery fee!

The promise of delivery apps for drivers, if you’re not aware, is that they can make their own schedule, taking and rejecting orders as they see fit. However, talk to anyone who performs these deliveries, and they’ll be quick to tell you that you’re not as free to deny orders as one might think.

Take, for example, this Redditor, who claimed that her score as a DoorDash driver was knocked down because she didn’t want to see a random man’s dick.

Penalized For Canceling On A Hand It To Me For A Nudist
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According to Reddit user acrispygal99, she had accepted an order for $10.50. While waiting to pick it up, she received a startling message: “Just to let you know, I am a nudist and WILL be answering the door nude.” At least he let her know, I guess.

Quickly, the Redditor decided to unassign the order—but upon talking to DoorDash support, she was told that “not wanting to stare at a man’s weiner” wasn’t a strong enough reason to take the order from her without affecting her completion rate.

Needless to say, the Redditor was a little peeved. “If you are a nudist, good for you. I’m not here to yuck anyone’s yum, I’m into some shit too. But if you’re going to order delivery, at least have the courtesy to put on a robe or just select leave at my door. I don’t want to see your entire cock and balls when I hand you your hamburger,” she wrote in the post.

A reasonable request, IMO.

Commenters seemed to agree. “I hate clothes (well i don’t mind tank tops and socks) myself. But if i were to order delivery i damn sure would at least through a pair of shorts on,” said one. “This story def puts the Peen in penalized,” added another.

Some assumed that this wasn’t actually a nudist thing, but a fetish thing. They’re probably right, but if you’re a nudist reading this thinking that there’s nothing wrong with the person’s request, well, hate to tell you this, but you’re wrong. Just throw a sock over your Johnson and tell them to leave your McNuggets by the door.