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Woman Says She Drank $50,000 Worth of Booze in the Ultra VIP Section
“You might be thinking Thaiz, “‘are you an alcoholic or are you rich? One or the other,’” she commenced the clip, which has since garnered upwards of 420,000 views. “No no no, it was insane.”
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
ChatGPT Will Write You a Poem About Gay Frogs (But Only If You’re Gay)
Earlier this week, TikToker @misleadreed learned this lesson the hard way, detailing how their request for ChatGPT to follow in the footsteps of gay frog expert Alex Jones went off the rails in a now-viral TikTok.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Some Poor Viking Dropped this Massive Deuce Over 1,000 Years Ago
You know what they say, records are meant to be broken.
By Broseph_Mcbrah
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace
Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.
By figgyPudding
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Man On Zoom Call Says Working From Home 'Isn't Really Working'
Though Willett Advisors exec Steven Ratner may have attempted to make a rousing argument advocating returning to in-person work in his recent New York Times OpEd, his actions managed to send a different message when he called in remotely for a television
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Matan Even, AKA the ‘Bill Clinton Kid,’ Is Popping up Everywhere, but It Turns Out He’s Always Been Here
You may remember Matan Even from his stunt at the 2022 Game Awards ceremony, where he rushed the stage, and thanked his ‘reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton’ during Elden Ring’s Game of the Year acceptance speech.
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
r/RantsFromRetail Is Proof the Customer Is Never Right
“Everyone should have to work in customer service at some point in their life.”
By zachnading
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
Raw Milk and Twisted Tea: The Amish on TikTok Know How to Party
Earlier this month, Amish influencer Johnny Detweiler took to TikTok to offer his 111,000 followers a glimpse at how the Amish get down, a process that like all the best things in life, involves a barn, bonnets and a whole lot of Twisted Tea.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
'So, Can You?': People Really Want to Know if Flexible Health TikToker Can Suck it Himself
Earlier this month, the flexibility coach took to the platform with a new clip detailing three of the key stretches that have made his life a whole lot easier and bendier, a video that like most things on the internet, quickly took a hard turn for the hor
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
Dad Lets Kids Dig Canal At Beach, Accidentally Destroys Gulf Coast Ecosystem
Last week, the self-described “teller of Dad jokes” @huckleberryfinn83 took to TikTok with a video detailing his latest beach day endeavor — creating a massive spout from an adjacent canal into the Gulf of Mexico.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
ER or the 27 Club: Woman Breaks Down Why 5 Inches Is Actually the Perfect Length
After centuries of dick debates and discussion, we’ve finally reached a consensus surrounding the age-old inquiry for whether penis size matters — a resounding yes because taking a 12-inch dick hurts, goddamnit.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Ftw
People Are Sharing Their Favorite TikToks Over Fears the App Will Soon Be Banned
From the biiiiig stretches of medieval stretching racks to ridiculously horny trains, here are some of the most absurd TikToks to watch before the app may or may not vanish into the digital ether.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
That Coconut Does Not Need to Be Fingered: Men Are Making Extremely Cringe Horny Cooking Videos… and Women In The Comments Seem To Find Them Hot
Since joining the platform in 2020, Lorenzen’s aggressively horny videos have garnered him a following of more than 3.5 million viewers hooked on his every move.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
The Viral Debt Hack That Will Ruin Your Credit and Leave Your Broke Forever
Earlier this year, James Jiang, a self-described all-caps “CREDIT REPAIR EXPERT” appeared on the New Money Talks podcast to tout a bizarre piece of financial wisdom – get out of debt by not paying back your debt.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
No, the 'Domino Effect' Meme Guy Isn't Elliot Rodgers' Dad
Last week, Twitter user @RevDocBobSac sparked viral confusion after he took to the platform to share a post falsely alleging Peter has yet another pop culture connection to the popular shitpost format.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm
People Feel Cheated After Learning Hibernation Doesn't Mean What They Thought It Meant
“Realizing a lot of my education is assumed knowledge. I’m concernt,” wrote one Twitter user alongside a screengrab of a viral TikTok. “I want financial compensation,” added another.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 2 years ago in Funny
