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‘Call Them the Whack Ops’: Everything We Know About the IDF’s Sperm Retrieval Unit
On Tuesday, Israel’s official Twitter page shared a video hinting at one of their latest endeavors amid the ongoing conflict in Gaza — retrieving semen from dead soldiers and civilians to help them grow their legacies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Our Boat Is Sinking, So That's Fun': One Dead, Several Stranded After Caribbean Tourist Boat Capsized Enroute to Blue Lagoon
A ferry full of very unlucky tourists found themselves in an accidental Blue Lagoon reboot during a recent trip to the Bahamas, getting stranded in the Caribbean nation’s clear waters after their boat capsized.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'This Is Not Real!': Airplane Passenger Has Massive Meltdown, Fights Cabin Crew and Claims She Was "Human Trafficked"
One passenger on a flight from New York City to Kansas City found herself, too, screaming about the construct of reality while attempting to fly the friendly skies.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Granny Haters: Facebook Boomers Fuming at How Hot Granny’s Fashion Is
Weirdly, despite it being 2023, the year of our lord and savior Barbie, some people still believe that women over a certain age should become hermits once they’re no longer young and hot anymore.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Leonardo DiCaprio Roasted For Rapping At His 49th Birthday Party
Despite his penchant for dating women roughly half his age, Leonardo DiCaprio rang in the big 4-9 the way only a middle-aged man could, treating guests to a terrible rendition of “DWYCK” by Gang Starr and Nice & Smooth.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I Want Another Pie!': Angry Boomer Hurls McDonald’s Pie At Workers In Drive Thru Tussle
Someone's angry MeeMaw was clearly not lovin’ her recent trip to McDonald’s, throwing an apple pie through the drive-through window during a brutal battle with one of the fast food chain’s employees.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Today a Criminal Got Away': Cops Shoot Elaborate Celine Dion TikTok Instead of Doing Their Jobs
“Somebody's grieving family is waiting for you guys to finish lip-synching,” added one commenter, as the internet unanimously condemned a video of police using a squad car and leaf blower as props in a viral TikTok challenge.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I'm a Grammy-Nominated Artist': Gospel Singer Threatened With Grounding After She Wouldn't Stop Singing On Delta Flight
Though the Grammy Award overlords may have enjoyed gospel singer Bobbi Storm’s musical chops, the same can not be said for one Delta cabin crew member, who nearly kicked the musician off a flight after she tried to treat her fellow passengers to an improm
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You Stupid Little Pimple': Angry British Karen Transforms Into a 'Resident Evil Village' Cutscene Character
One angry British boomer was so peeved to see a man driving through her neighborhood that she spontaneously transformed into a Resident Evil side character, harassing the motorist through his car window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny