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Your Girlfriend Can Tell If You've Just Jerked Off

As some users in the comments likened the realization to “a shark smelling blood in the water,” and others questioned whether the tweet was a joke (it’s not).

By LeonTrout

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

OnlyFans Model Sues Kids’ School for Being Disallowed from Volunteering

We'll say it louder for the folks in the back; sex work is work.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

TikTok Is Obsessed with Impersonating Food Reviewer Keith Lee

Keith Lee is the TikTok star known for spotlighting small restaurants through his unique and honest style of food reviews. His unique style of speaking has also led to many impersonation attempts.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Britney Spears' Most Loyal Fans Believe the Singer Is Dead

After years of court battles and Instagram thirst traps, it seems some Britney Spears fans have ventured too far In The Zone, comprising a group of online skeptics colloquial known as B-Anon.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

World's Most Expensive 2 Billion Dollar Home is Completely Rad But Utterly Unnecessary

This is the Antilia, the most expensive private residence in the world. Located in Mumbai India's billionaire row, the house costs about $2 billion, and features amenities that even the most indulgent Bond villains could only dream of.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'Home Depot Dating' Is the Newest Hack For Women Trying to Bag a Husband

Move over, Tinder — it seems lumber, plywood and a series of 2x4s are coming for your gig.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

7 Mozart Bangers in Celebration of His 267th Birthday

267 years ago, one of the greatest composers in the history of music was born; Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

'Mascara' Is the New NSFW TikTok Euphemism and It's Causing A Giant Controversy

Maybe she’s born with it — maybe it’s deep-seated trauma!

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

AP Stylebook Clarifies Guide on Dehumanizing “The French”

Shortly after hitting the site, journalists and shitposters took to the comments section, roasting the AP for its late rejection of Anti-Frenchitism.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

OnlyFans Model Vows to Put Her Earnings into Low-Income Housing

OnlyFans model Rebecca Goodwin is trying to do something positive and give back through her content.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Meet Shirley, the 78-Year-Old Granny Gangbang Queen

Shirley, if you’re still kicking today at 87, get it, girl.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago

On the Third Anniversary of Kobe’s Death, Everyone Is Worried Mr. Bean Has Died Too

On this day in 2020, the world suffered a tragic loss after the passing of Kobe Bean Bryant, and his daughter Gianna.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Madman Documents His Journey on r/CastIron of Adding 80 Layers of Seasoning to One Pan

Leave it to someone on Reddit to find a way to be both incredibly creative, while pissing off everyone in their wake.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Julia Fox Gave a Tour of Her Normal Ass Apartment

On Wednesday, January 25, Fox took to TikTok offering her 1.6 million followers a glimpse at her refreshingly normal NYC digs.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

The Tech Layoffs Have Come For the Day-in-the-Life Vloggers

The tech industry's layoffs have come for the day-in-the-life vloggers.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

The Wall Street Journal Asks If the World Has 'Too Many Asians'

Despite garnering flack for their “timid” coverage of former President Donald Trump, it seems there’s one tough question The Wall Street Journal’s editorial board isn’t afraid to ask — “Are There Too Many Asians?”

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Bagger 288: The Megamachine Eating Germany's Countryside

Behold the biggest land vehicle in the world; the Bagger 288. Weighing in at 45,500 tons, this absolute unit of a machine was created to dominate the coal mines of Germany by combining industrial revolution reckless ambition with modern technology.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago

10 Best Driving Songs of All Time According to Reddit

There is a very clear difference between great songs, and great driving songs.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Feels

George Santos Is Beefing with a RuPaul Drag Race Contestant Who He Knows A Lot About

On Monday, January 22, Miss Kitara found himself embroiled in her very first Drag Twitter beef, going head to head with RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars champ and certified skinny legend Trixie Mattel.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Adult Swim Cuts Ties With Justin Roiland Over Domestic Violence Charges

On Tuesday, January 24, the network’s official Twitter account retweeted a message shared to from the series’ page, detailing their decision to axe the actor and director.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Here's Everything You to Know About the Awful Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco, Who Is Also Maybe Not the Lead Singer for Panic! at the Disco

After five years of greatness, four more of decentness and a subsequent decade of controversy-ridden mediocrity, Panic! at the Disco has disbanded.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Damar Hamlin Responds to Conspiracy Theorists Claiming He’s Dead

We all witnessed what happened on the field at Paycor Stadium in Cincinatti on January 2nd.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

eBay Sellers Are Asking Upwards of $200 For 'Splash Mountain Water'

Thoughts and prayers to Splashleigh Mountain and her mother in these trying times.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Kylie Jenner Accidentally Named Her Baby 'My Penis' in Arabic

“Umm should someone tell Kylie Jenner she renamed her son Aire which is a common Arabic expression for ‘my penis’ or nah?” Australian reporter Antoinette Lattouf mused on Twitter.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny