Georgetown Students Turn Ash Wednesday Into Ass Wednesday, Draw Butts On Their Foreheads

As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a. The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wedne

By Carly Tennes

Published 1 year ago in Funny

As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a.  The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wednesday.”


As Catholics around the globe observed Ash Wednesday, making the start of Lent— a.k.a.  The Mark Whalberg 40 Day Challenge — a few students at Georgetown University decided to put a hole-ier spin on the holy day, kicking off a celebration dubbed “A— Wednesday.”


Denoted with a student booth boasting signs reading “Celebrate Ass Wednesday” and booties drawn on their foreheads on black ink — a play on the ashen marking of the cross — the holiday seemed like a boot-ful celebration, albeit one unappreciated by right-wingers.



“DISGRACE! Students at Georgetown - a Catholic University - have an “A** Wednesday” table on campus with a butt drawn on their foreheads,” right-wing Twitter influencer Ashley Hayek captioned a now-viral photo of the celebration.


“It’s disturbing that these students would mock the sacred tradition of Ash Wednesday - a day of profound significance around the world Shame on them,” she continued before admonishing the university. “Shame on Georgetown for allowing this!!”


While a handful of Twitter Catholics (read: losers) clutched their pearls alongside Hayek — “This is very offensive on a holy day for so many people,” added @VelvetBarstool”  — Several other Christians and non-religious folks took a different approach, penciling Ass Wednesday into their holiday calendar.



“There’s no possible way I’m the only Catholic who called it ass Wednesday get a grip,” wrote @clairezagorski.


“I'm the Pope and I say it's fine,” joked Rolling Stone reporter Miles Klee, while Babylon Bee parody account @ACABylonBee took a moment to acknowledge the newly-minted holiday.


“Happy Ass Wednesday to all those whom celebrate,” they wrote.

But regardless of whether you love or hate Ass Wednesday, it truly doesn’t matter. To paraphrase @corncommunist’s take on the viral ordeal, “I think Jesus could take a f—kin joke.” 

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