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'What Number Are You Reaching?': Everyone Wants to Stick This Advent Candle Up Their Butt

Christmastime: A season for enjoying hot cocoa, gift giving, mistletoe kisses, and for several fine folks on gay Twitter, flexing their bottoming prowess.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

It Turns Out Sharks Just Really Want Head Pats

Sharks are some of the world’s most vicious predators and have earned their sinister role in human pop culture.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘God Historically Loves Displays of Excessive Wealth’: No One Does Christmas Like a Texas Mega Church

As everyone and their mother knows, everything’s bigger in Texas, up to and including their evangelical megachurches and their Christmas performances.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Biker Turns His Dead Grandma’s Titanium Hip Joint Into a Gear Shifter

We all know that recycling is important as the planet continues to heat up and slowly roast us alive, but can it ever go too far?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Feels

TikToker Exposes Epidemic of Insecure Guys Lying About Their Height

One TikToker has made a name for himself as the scourge of insecure men everywhere.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Drunk Russian Passenger Arrested After Going Crazy on Plane

Flights these days are crazy. But flights in Russia? They’re on a whole other level.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Worried His Job Is Spying On Him While He’s in the Bathroom

On-the-job monitoring is getting out of control.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Accused of Groping Woman Says He was Just Trying to Pickpocket Her

This Indian man says he’s not a creep, he’s just a thief.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Doing All of This Just For a Treat': Ripped Pit Bull Yanks Roughly 8,000 LB Truck in Pursuit of Kibble

What would you do for a treat?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Twitch Immediately Backtracks On 'Artist Nudity' Policy After Site Is Flooded With 'Artistic Nudity'

“Effective today, we are rolling back the artistic nudity changes,” they wrote in a statement shared to their blog.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Flexes Breaking Into Her Boyfriend's House After He Refuses to Answer the Phone

A model headed to Twitter on Wednesday with a glimpse at what she claimed was her reaction to a similar scenario, flaunting her ragtag band of home invasion gear.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Japanese Theme Parkgoers Stranded 150 Feet In The Air After Ride Breaks Down

“The Flying Dinosaur” roller coaster at Universal Studios Japan briefly transformed into “The Stalling Dinosaur” this week after an apparent technical mishap left several unlucky passengers stranded 130 feet in the air.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Let Go of Meeeeeeeee’: Drunk Woman Throws Tantrum After Getting Arrested for Driving Without Front Wheels

A car requires a few things: a motor, a steering wheel, and, naturally, tires.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Low Life Leach': Angry Uber Eats Driver Reams Customer For Leaving 20% Tip

A 20% tip, which has long been the service industry standard, is apparently too little for one Uber Eats driver. Is he right to be so upset?

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Gray Bird Is Absolutely Obsessed With Making Her Alexa Fart

Birds are smart creatures — and if you have one as a pet, they’re likely to pick up on your worst behaviors.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

26 Injured, 1 Dead After Ukrainian Council Member Detonates Grenades During Meeting

The only thing worse than getting sucked into a meeting? Getting blown up in one.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Tana Mongeau Loses a Veneer While Filming TikTok

Why keep your normal teeth when you could have giant, unnaturally white chompers that degrade in less than a decade?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Goes to Cuba on Jet Ski to Start Revolution, Immediately Gets Arrested

The revolution will not be televised. It will also not start with a dude on a jet ski.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Show 'Em Who's the Coolest Monkey in the Jungle': Woman Ambushed By Herd of Baboons While Enjoying a Walk

Though Thursday’s Monkey Day holiday may encourage us homo sapiens to celebrate our primate cousins, it appears hanging with apes can be quite bananas.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Don’t Need Permission, Made My Decision’: X Is Running Ads For Stealing Semen From Discarded Condoms

It’s no secret that everything about Twitter — sorry, “X” — has gone downhill since Elon Musk took over.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘It’s a Christmas Miracle’: Cybertruck Gets Saved By a Ford F-250

The Cybertruck is finally out on roads, and most people can already agree that it sucks.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Not 'So Eternal After All': Uzbek Boys Banned From Russia After Dousing St. Petersburg's Eternal Flame

Three mischievous Uzbek boys recently proved that the eternal flame in St. Petersburg, Russia isn’t so eternal after all.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

'Little Baby Weiner': Woman With Tourette's Inadvertently Roasts Chris Cuomo Live On Air

Though TikTok influencer Baylen Dupree may have taken to primetime with her experience living with Tourette Syndrome, she ended up living every media-savvy American’s dream — telling Chris Cuomo to go f—k himself on national television.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Twitch Allows 'Artistic Nudity' – Everything Immediately Goes Off the Rails

What is art? Is it a painting? A sculpture? Is it a simple banana, recontextualized into an artistic environment with a single piece of duct tape? Or is it live-streaming hole to millions of followers live on the internet?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘B Train Now Approaching’: Loose Bull Seen Running Down Tracks Shuts Down New Jersey Transit For 45 Minutes

Our boy is moving faster than most NJ Transit trains.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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'What Number Are You Reaching?': Everyone Wants to Stick This Advent Candle Up Their Butt

It Turns Out Sharks Just Really Want Head Pats

‘God Historically Loves Displays of Excessive Wealth’: No One Does Christmas Like a Texas Mega Church

Biker Turns His Dead Grandma’s Titanium Hip Joint Into a Gear Shifter

TikToker Exposes Epidemic of Insecure Guys Lying About Their Height

Drunk Russian Passenger Arrested After Going Crazy on Plane

Dude Worried His Job Is Spying On Him While He’s in the Bathroom

Man Accused of Groping Woman Says He was Just Trying to Pickpocket Her

'Doing All of This Just For a Treat': Ripped Pit Bull Yanks Roughly 8,000 LB Truck in Pursuit of Kibble

Twitch Immediately Backtracks On 'Artist Nudity' Policy After Site Is Flooded With 'Artistic Nudity'

Woman Flexes Breaking Into Her Boyfriend's House After He Refuses to Answer the Phone

Japanese Theme Parkgoers Stranded 150 Feet In The Air After Ride Breaks Down

‘Let Go of Meeeeeeeee’: Drunk Woman Throws Tantrum After Getting Arrested for Driving Without Front Wheels

'Low Life Leach': Angry Uber Eats Driver Reams Customer For Leaving 20% Tip

Gray Bird Is Absolutely Obsessed With Making Her Alexa Fart

26 Injured, 1 Dead After Ukrainian Council Member Detonates Grenades During Meeting

Tana Mongeau Loses a Veneer While Filming TikTok

Man Goes to Cuba on Jet Ski to Start Revolution, Immediately Gets Arrested

'Show 'Em Who's the Coolest Monkey in the Jungle': Woman Ambushed By Herd of Baboons While Enjoying a Walk

‘Don’t Need Permission, Made My Decision’: X Is Running Ads For Stealing Semen From Discarded Condoms

‘It’s a Christmas Miracle’: Cybertruck Gets Saved By a Ford F-250

Not 'So Eternal After All': Uzbek Boys Banned From Russia After Dousing St. Petersburg's Eternal Flame

'Little Baby Weiner': Woman With Tourette's Inadvertently Roasts Chris Cuomo Live On Air

Twitch Allows 'Artistic Nudity' – Everything Immediately Goes Off the Rails

‘B Train Now Approaching’: Loose Bull Seen Running Down Tracks Shuts Down New Jersey Transit For 45 Minutes

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