Funny articles

RIP r/GoonCaves: The Popular Subreddit for People Way Too Into Jerkin’ It Has Shut Down

Older readers might remember when Reddit was truly a cesspit — not as bad as 4chan, but still home to several unpleasant subs where very sad and lonely people could congregate and be awful together.

Google’s A.I. Wants You to Drink Your Own Pee

Whatever you do, don't do what Google's A.I. tells you.

Dude Claims He Has Proof Ghislaine Maxwell Was an Avid Redditor

Ghislaine Maxwell is still in jail, and, depending on how conspiracy pilled you are, Jeffrey Epstein is either dead or living it up under an assumed identity somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Pro Slapper Gets Hit So Hard His Head Does a 360

Slap fighting is a deceptively dangerous sport.

Model Plane Hobbyist Flies Plane Full Speed Into His Friend’s Head

Given all of the issues that have been happening with planes recently, it’s understandable that some people’s interests have turned from the large to the small.

Dodgers Organist Plays ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ as Car Burns in the Parking Lot

Baseball is often accused of being boring — which might be one of the reasons that so many games have been invented around watching the sport that don’t actually involve the sport itself.

Man Randomly Punching People On the Street Finds Someone to Hit Him Back

Topps Releases Custom Card for Woman Who Got Hit With 110mph Line Drive

Die-hard sports often get fun of for being a bit too attached to their favorite teams.

Tesla Nearly Kills Driver By Driving Straight Into a Speeding Train

Tesla is so, so close to developing full self-driving for its vehicles. In fact, according to Elon Musk, the cars will have the option to fully drive themselves by 2018!

Woman Refuses to Acknowledge Emergency Row Instruction, Gets Arrested

For God’s sake, flying on a plane doesn’t need to be this hard.

One Dead After Boeing Flight Drops 6,000 Feet in Seconds

A Singapore Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing on Tuesday after a Boeing 777 dropped 6,000 feet after experiencing "severe turbulence."

The American Arrested for Partaking in Congo Coup Attempt Isn’t a CIA Agent, Or Is He?

Earlier this week, three Americans were apprehended after allegedly engaging in a plot to overthrow the Congolese government.

Dollar Store Scuffle Ends With Woman Pooping and Fleeing the Scene

Thanks to the gut-brain axis our brains and our guts are closely interlinked.

'Get a Room!': Washington D.C. Road Rage Is Just Two Dudes Spitting in Each Other's Faces

These dudes are giving road rage a makeover, Forget fighting your traffic enemies and start spitting in their faces.

Influencer Roasted After Accidentally Naming Her Daughter ‘Tess Stickle’

Technically, the child’s name is Theresa Havens Stickle, and she was born to Kelly Havens Stickle, who appears to be a fairly conservative Christian tradwife influencer, and her husband Levi, who already have two sons, James and Thad.

Meet Maurice Tillet, the French Wrestler Who Inspired ‘Shrek’

2001’s Shrek is beloved by literally everyone who’s ever seen it, but somehow, it’s not widely known that animators may have drawn inspiration for the iconic character from a French professional wrestler from the early 20th century.

DoorDash Driver Gets Sent on Mission to See If Partner Is Cheating

Being a DoorDash driver sounds like an easy job — until you realize it means dealing with the kinds of people who order food at three in the morning.

‘It’s a Baby’: Crying Baby Starts a Shouting Match at Mexican Restaurant

A 50-year-old woman named Madi was recently arrested after causing a disturbance with her public freakout at a Mexican restaurant. The cause of her freakout? A crying baby.

Brits Try to Drive from London to South Africa, Everything Goes Wrong

Four weeks ago, three Brits embarked on a trip that would take them from London to Cape Town, South Africa.

The Funniest and Most Brutal British Road Rage of All Time

This might be the best road rage video we've seen in a very long time.

Alpha Male Account Asks the ‘Muscles or Dad Bod’ Question But Doesn’t Get the Answers It’s Looking For

A certain subset of self-described Alpha Male seems consumed by the question of whether or not women are genuinely attracted to incredibly muscular guys or not, which is funny, because if they knew enough women, they’d be able to figure out the answer for

Dude Eats Firecracker, Has Loony Toons-Esque Reaction

We’ve all met that dude at the bar who can do tricks with their body that make you wonder how they’re still alive.

Men Are Getting Beard Transplants, and It’s Terrifying

Commenters were unforgiving, with one top comment simply reading, “Congrats it looks terrible.”

German Thirsts Over Cigarette Smoking YouTuber, and People Have Concerns

Jacob Jones is a cigarette influencer, something that you probably thought hasn’t existed since the 1950s.

World’s Sexiest Job? Being an Accountant, Says Reddit

What’s the sexiest job in the world?