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'Not Everybody Is A DP Girly': Clueless Influencer Discovers That 'DP' Doesn’t Just Stand For Dr. Pepper

Though the term “DP” may provoke images of flying sausages and syrup, to finance influencer, Rebecca Sowden — and Rebecca Sowden alone — the acronym has a whole different meaning: Dr. Pepper.

‘That’s a Charge’: Cali Gov. Gavin Newsom Bulldozes Small Chinese Child Playing Pickup in China

California Governor, Gavin Newsom, went a little too hard in the paint during his recent China diplomacy trip, straight up bulldozing a small child during an all-too-intense pickup game of basketball.

'I Was Randy!': The Time Matthew Perry Accidentally Broadcasted an Adult Film For His Entire Neighborhood to Hear

Though Matthew Perry may have been known for portraying Chandler Bing on Friends and his addiction recovery advocacy later in life, he probably had a very different reputation among his neighbors as the dude who once blasted porn throughout the neighborho

'Rich People Pretending To Be Poor Will Always Piss Me Off': Millionaire TikTok Star Charli D’Amelio Roasted For Walmart Cashier Cosplay

Though TikTok star Charli D’Amelio may boast an estimated net worth of roughly $20 million, she’s not above a minimum-wage gig … well at least for a very tone-deaf popcorn advertisement.

Get Shot In a Mass Shooting? You're Stuck With the Medical Bill

The only thing worse than getting shot during a mass shooting? Getting shot during a mass shooting … only to face six-figure hospital bills.

Flavor Flav Just Sang the Funniest National Anthem We’ve Ever Heard

Despite his multiple Grammy nods, his iconic clock and his indisputable status as Y2k reality TV royalty, rapper Flavor Flav is just like us … and by just like us, I mean he too, loves a good round of karaoke.

‘It’s Snowbird Season!’ Floridians and Arizonians Resent the Seasonal Migration of Old People to Their Local Safeways

Much like birds fly south for the winter, many older people in the United States have a tendency to head south during the colder months, temporarily migrating to sunnier states like Florida and Arizona.

Renters Are Banned from Banging in This Landlord’s Apartment

Some modern landlords seem to be under the impression that they’re feudal lords overseeing their own personal fiefdoms.

The Bath Salts Zombie Guy Was Not Actually on Bath Salts, Reddit Discovers

It’s notoriously difficult to pin down the origins of most urban legends, not least because they pre-date the information era where literally everything is written down or recorded and posted on TikTok.

Dude Publicly Shoots His Shot With Influencer, and People Are Calling It a Byproduct of the ‘Travis Kelce Effect’

Redditor Says He Has ‘Apocalypse-Ready’ 2.5 TB Adult Video Collection

If there ever is a nearly world-ending apocalypse, cranking it is probably going to be one of the last things on your mind.

'$18,000 For Scrooge McDuck?': The Dutch Gallery Making Art For Your Mojo Dojo Casa House

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and never is this as true as it is when it comes to interior design — one man’s Versailles, France is another man’s Versailles, Indiana.

‘That Glass Is Impressive’: Nunchuck Master Meets His Match Against ‘Very Tough Security Door’

While you spent your time getting mad online, this man mastered the nunchucks.

‘Who Are These People?’: Martin Scorsese Is Finally Getting Into Email and He Already Hates Getting CC’d

Despite being 80 years old, Martin Scorsese is one of the most relatable people in Hollywood.

Redditor Complains About Working and Being Broke, Gets Exposed for Having an In-House Arcade

The world is unfair. Some people have real problems, while other people have elaborate gaming console collections.

‘Dad’s New Driver’: Man Records His Neighbor’s Kid Smashing His Driver Over and Over Again

Playing golf can be expensive.

‘What Was Going on Back Then?’: Drivers Used to Kill So Many Kids

Things used to be simpler.

Taco Bell Workers Running a Hair Salon in the Back of the Restaurant

According to local news station WTHR, one worker, Jen LeGear, was minding her own business during the lunch rush when she spotted a shift manager giving a haircut to the general manager.

‘Collective Psychosis’: Watch Everyone Miss a Step That Isn’t There

We’ve all had the embarrassing experience of preparing ourselves for a step that wasn’t actually there — or worse, not expecting a step when there is one.

‘Lucky Bastard’: Bald Redditor Jealous of Armless Man Because He Has Hair

For some, going bald isn’t easy.

‘He Was Waiting for This Moment His Whole Life’: Two Bros Have a Flex-Off on the Jumbotron

People love a little healthy competition, which is why we have sports.

‘I Wouldn’t Get Too Spun Up About This Particular Action’: Doomsday Preppers Aren’t Worried About Russia’s Nuclear Strike Test

Recently, Russia conducted drills and simulated a nuclear strike just a few hours after its upper parliament took steps to revoke the country’s ratification of the Comprehensive Nuclear Test Ban Treaty.

‘The John Wick of Sticks’: Dude Is Living the Male Dream and Has the Wall of Stick-Pistols to Prove It

We’ve previously discussed the simple beauty of a great stick.

'I'm Not Calming Down!': Lawyer Slaps His Colleague In Brutal Courthouse Beatdown

Just because lawyers are professionally trained in conflict resolution doesn't mean they’re above throwing hands.

The Time a German Man Was Arrested for Keeping a World War II Tank in His Basement

Cleaning up Germany after World War II was a pretty big task.