Donald Trump calls Dayton Toledo during sad press conference blunder


Holy Toledo, what a day it's been for the big dumb idiot we call our president. 


Donald Trump, during a press conference this morning, read from a teleprompter as he addressed the nation in the face of a growing epidemic of gun violence and offered his thoughts and prayers to yup, the wrong city. 



Trump often times gets a pass because most people know he's a moron, but on days like today, you would be un-American to not hold his feet to the flames. And guess what, whoever wrote the speech didn't include the Toledo part because, well they're not a moron. But Trump, who is, either added it in there for fun or what is more likely, HE CAN'T READ and thought Texas and Ohio said Toledo. Right, I mean what else would make sense? 



We know, Trump was high out of his mind during that press conference. The poor man who never wanted to be president in the first place, and only wanted to promote his brand, has to take drugs to cope with the anxiety that he is ruining this country every time he opens his mouth. I mean re-watch the speech, listen to his words, slurred like he just railed 40 mg of that pure government Adderall. His hands gripping that podium like he's about to fall over, his donut gut laying on the podium. This man might even have a stick up his ass just to make sure he doesn't walk away before the speech is over. 









Trump wasn't the only one to confuse the location of the mass shootings. Joe Biden did the same thing yesterday.