“I was hiding my controller, I swear!”
It’s probably not the most common defense from someone who’s just been walked-in on masturbating, but it may see a new, um, rise in usage after a recent video that took place at Evo 2023.
Evo 2023 bills itself as “The Ultimate Fighting Game Tournament.” As some fighting games require a series of intricate button presses to execute moves, it’s understandable that someone playing such a game would try to disguise their controller to prevent others from seeing their next action.
Still, there’s gotta be a better way to do it than this:
The wrong way to hide your controller #evo2023
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 6, 2023
pic.twitter.com/7S31KxBXvd
In a clip that’s been making the rounds online, Oh ‘Meo-IL’ Dae-il, a Tekken 7 fighter who’s typically a fun watch during competitions, started attracting attention for a reason he may not have expected. Specifically, the way his hands are moving under the blanket he used to hide his moves is causing a stir.
Why? Well, because it looks like he’s shaking hands with the milkman. Like he’s polishing the banister. Cuffing the carrot. DJing his downstairs. Giving himself a hand. Uh… I’m out of euphemisms. He looks like he’s jacking off.
Twitter users, of course, were quick to joke about the situation.
When @PlayStation puts them haptics in your evo controller. #Evo2023 https://t.co/lzBh09q3PM
— Rambo (@RambosCorner) August 7, 2023
He whipping that joystick back and forth if you know what I mean https://t.co/1pVUyPsiMQ
— Nick (@GhillieYT) August 6, 2023
My mom still doesn't believe me after I showed her this video https://t.co/1yWlWmraz1
— CreanatexIncludes (@creanate) August 7, 2023
Meo-IL’s been a good sport about it, later reposting the video to his own Twitter account.
The first video I watched when I woke up was
— KDF | Meo-IL (@WaMEOIL1) August 6, 2023
I try to go back to sleep https://t.co/0Yvp0bfwxy
The best part about all this? Dude actually won. So he might not have been beating his meat, but he was definitely beating his competition.
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