Mt Clitoris | Glenn Quagmire


Now that more and more people are getting vaccinated and travel restrictions are starting to loosen up worldwide, a lot of folks are busily planning their next vacation and we thought we'd offer a suggestion. 


We're talking about a place that's so exclusive, its very existence was long considered nothing but a rumor. A place that has - to this day - only been fully explored and enjoyed by a disappointingly small number of people, despite the fact that bored locals have been practically begging for attention for centuries.


I'm talking, of course, about Mt. Clitoris.


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Located in the northern part of the Philippines, Mt. Clitoris has been quietly tucked away in the Tadian region, waiting for its moment to shine. 


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Just look at that adorable mound popping out from the surrounding mountains. Isn't that just lovely? 


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It's so lush and appears to be teeming with life. It really is a shame this beautiful mountain has been so underappreciated all this time. I can only imagine how frustrating that must be... for the local tourism board.


Thankfully, things seem to be looking up: Mt. Clitoris has received quite a few positive reviews, most of them in the last year or so! Thanks to the magic of the internet, people are FINALLY finding Mt. Clitoris and, judging by the reviews, the journey's brought quite a few couples closer together!


mt clitoris reviews

mt clitoris reviews

mt clitoris reviews


Several users did note the presence of potentially impenetrable shrubbery, but most persisted through anyway. I like to think where there's a will, there's a way!


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Oh, how nice! There's a water feature!


mt clitoris reviews


Excellent advice! This part of the world definitely gets hot and wet pretty often, and torrential flooding along the southern slopes can be VERY slippery.


mt clitoris reviews


Be advised that many reviewers did say the location is somewhat remote and not always easy to find - especially in low-visibility conditions, so you may not always be able to get to the blessed peak every time. There's no shame in asking for a little help from someone who knows the terrain until you're able to navigate confidently on your own! 


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Giving up too soon can definitely rob you of a truly magical experience. By all accounts of anyone who's managed to find Mt. Clitoris, getting there really is a life-changing experience and most people start thinking about a return trip before they've even left!