That Coconut Does Not Need to Be Fingered: Men Are Making Extremely Cringe Horny Cooking Videos… and Women In The Comments Seem To Find Them Hot

Carly Tennes Published 03/26/2023 in facepalm

With his shirtless clips, strategic hand movements, and penchant for taste-testing his ingredients with exaggerated licks, culinary TikToker Cedrik Lorenzen – a.k.a @cedriklorenzen — has successfully gone where SaltBae could only dream of (and a few feminist artists have before) – putting the “porn” back in food porn.

Since joining the platform in 2020, Lorenzen’s aggressively horny videos have garnered him a following of more than 3.5 million viewers hooked on his every move – especially those involving him manhandling ingredients and Zoolander-staring at the camera while concocting everything from Negronis to Sunday Roasts.

@cedriklorenzen It’s all yours, I won’t stop you from coming #dessert101 #juicycoconut #platedinnerwithme #dontbenaughty #sweetdreams ♬ Ñengo Flow RKT - Luty DJ

Coupled with absurdly horny captions along the lines of “my face would look better between your legs,” and “let me run my tongue down your back,” Lorenzen’s channel and its success are testaments to both his passion for cuisine and its status as his “love language” of choice.

“I’m creating this persona of someone who makes really, really nice dishes for someone special,” he explained amid a sit down with Cosmopolitan (a.k.a. The holy grail on all things horny) last August.

@cedriklorenzen My face would look better between your legs. #cocktails #yummy #drinksoftiktok #drinkspecial ♬ original sound - PIPES

“I think it’s such a cool thing to prepare food for your significant other compared to, I don’t know, watching a movie or going to the movies,” he elaborated. “If you have someone special and you make them a really nice dinner or cook together, I think that is really nice. And I think that idea is conveyed through my videos.”

Lorenzen isn’t wrong. Racking up comments both ribbing his NSF-your Sur La Table-cooking-class techniques and detailing just how badly they want a bite of, what he’s cooking – “I would like to have a ✨cock✨tail like that,” commented one of his many horny fans – his clips have definitely conveyed some very strong messages … and probably some other things.