Some dude named Ryan just got throttled on Twitter for his 'Footy Scran' photo. You read that correctly. Footy Scran is an aptly-nicknamed food or snack that can be purchased at a futbol match - a term made popular by British soccer fans.
The meal in question is this monstrosity.
Chips, mushy peas, and gravy. If I'm being honest, it probably looks worse than it tastes but come on. Be better, UK. The internet then had a field day.
I refuse to believe england is a real place https://t.co/KTPoBgW3f9
— baby. (@sapioslut) January 17, 2022
Bro fr you paid £3 for this shit?? I wouldn't eat it even if I was OFFERED £3 for eating this, why do you guys eat like the Germans still have their bombers flying overhead https://t.co/nooiSVfXF5
— monkë (@UP16stanaccount) January 17, 2022
Throwing that tea into the harbor makes more sense every day. https://t.co/XHiVKsJdYB
— Victor Puente (@thevictorpuente) January 17, 2022
The savagery continues...
English people eat like they didn't colonize the whole world for spices https://t.co/qcit5cSTd6
— Cheedee. (@Cheedee) January 17, 2022
British people did all that conquering… https://t.co/WOaI3rxV3j
— GUAPDAD4000.eth (@guapdad4000) January 17, 2022
Have you thanked the Founding Fathers for winning the Revolutionary War today? https://t.co/RBlAnstew3
— David Blattman (@davidblattman) January 16, 2022
The Alfreton Town official account then backed Ryan's photo.
We seem to have upset a few of our neighbours across the pond with this one...
— Alfreton Town FC (@AlfretonTownFC) January 17, 2022
This is proper footy scran and £3 is a bargain, we won’t hear otherwise https://t.co/PYycCcTH2q
But nobody was trying to hear that nonsense.
Everything in this photo looks miserable. https://t.co/DfC9tkW9H5
— Kenty (@FakeKenty) January 16, 2022
This concoction…the fog…the popsicle stick…YALL IN HELL LAMOOOOOOO https://t.co/U5dQIDNWhK
— I Pray for the Carbz…Waiting for THE WORLD TOUR (@sissythatpatch) January 16, 2022
Does England know they don't have to do wartime rations anymore https://t.co/eMR4jbvj74
— Stastny (@czarinaerin) January 16, 2022
This is probably the reason you guys have crooked teeth; a tooth tries to step aside to avoid touching that sh*t https://t.co/vXmR5yR9PE
— Isaac P.K. (@FloridaBearPig) January 17, 2022
gun to my head and i’m still not eating this https://t.co/pJEVQwFRwL
— milk (@milkinhisbag) January 16, 2022
And after all was said and done, the best tweet was still to come...
Looks like my shit when I eat an entire box of fruit rollups https://t.co/wKaqzjXFRx
— slimy aryan rat (@SteeIDick) January 16, 2022
Beyond accurate. I'd like to thank our boy Ryan from across the pond for this terrifying photo, and the absolute shredding he took. This is what the internet was truly made for.
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