If you haven't played this game I highly recommend you go do it right NOW.
In this absolutely perfect game, you play as a bad-ass goose who just doesn't give a shit. You terrorize the citizens of a peaceful little town and cause absolute havoc everywhere you go. There are actual tasks that you are supposed to complete, but you can really do whatever you want. It is honestly more fun than going on a rampage in Grand Theft Auto because you're a mother effin goose. Here are some things you can do:
• Knock a little boy over.
• Steal the little boy's glasses.
• Lock the little boy in a phone booth.
• Honk and flap your wings at will.
• Run around with a knife.
• Steal a dang sandwich.
I give the game 4,000 honks, but don't take it from me, check the memes below.
this promo shot (recreatable in game easy!) of #UntitledGooseGame is honestly a masterpiece— Sir TapTap but spooky (@SirTapTap) September 27, 2019
You should strive to have a single image portray the essence of your game so clearly and so appealingly as this pic.twitter.com/vaUMmhCOyY
This is just to say— attacus (@attacus_au) September 29, 2019
I have stolen
that were in
you were probably
they're in the lake now
with your sandwich
honk honk honk#untitledgoosegame