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Watch a Woman (Rightfully) Meltdown at a Tesla Service Station
We’re going to try something a little different today: We’re going to practice empathizing with someone many people would quickly write off as a Karen: a Tesla owner who has gone viral after footage of her screaming at a Tesla Service Center was uploaded
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Feels
'There’s Nobody Protected in My Portfolio': Landlord Brags About Evicting Single Mothers
North Carolina landlord Tom Cruz, who claims to make over 300k per month in rent from people in Section 8 housing, has gone viral a few times in the past, each one more annoying than the last.
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'I Will Put a Trinidad Scorpion up My A**': Couple’s Hilarious First Tinder Messages Go Viral
Sending a risky message on Tinder is pretty common, especially considering the odds you’ll ever meet your match in person are heavily outweighed by the humor of sending them your darkest intrusive thoughts.
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
In Addition to Being a Pain to Work With, Lizzo Is Allegedly a Stingy Tipper Too
Ever since the four-time Grammy-winning hip-hop artist Lizzo was accused of harassment by multiple former employees, droves of people have spoken out about their own poor experiences with the pop star – including her former creative director Quinn Wilson,
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
Raising the Bar... And Something Else: Horny Law Students Hope to Bone During Bar Exam
This is apparently also the case for the future lawyers of America. These soon-to-be scholars are so down bad, in fact, that one internet user was genuinely considering trying to bang while taking the Bar exam.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Venture Capital Bro Criticizes the New UPS Driver Salary, Gets Roasted For Thinking They Only Move 5-10 Packages an Hour
While unions across the United States are flexing their striking muscles, from actors and writers to Yellow Corp truck drivers, the UPS Teamsters union just secured a massive victory for its drivers.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
A Bride Was Pushed Into Her Wedding Cake, and Now She Wants a Divorce
Like Icarus before him, one man has ****** around and found out after taking things too far and pranking his bride on their wedding day. Writing into Slate’s Dear Prudence advice column, the bride in question shared her tale of woe.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
This Chipotle Hack Will Net You Four Meals for $9
Listen up, broke college students: This TikToker’s Chipotle hack may just change your life.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
Conspiracy Theorists Are Worried That in 2030 Everything Is Gonna Be Just Fine
Things are getting weird. People are freaking out on airplanes. Shoplifters are taking over London. Apparently, there are aliens now? No matter which way you look at things, it really feels like the present is one of the strangest times that have ever exi
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Not Even Gun Nuts Support a Five-Year-old Dual-Wielding Pistols
Kids these days seem to be growing up faster than ever before. While kids of yore may have played with soccer balls and Yu-Gi-Oh! cards (for the outdoor and indoor kids, respectively), the youth of today have apparently thrown those toys aside in favor of
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Katy Perry’s History of Displacing Octogenarians
There's a saying; Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate once, shame on you. Inadvertently harm an octogenarian while trying to secure real estate twice, shame on Katy Perry.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
False Profit: Kris Jenner May Be Orchestrating Church Money Laundering Scheme, Finance Expert Claims
They say that the devil works hard, but Kris Jenner works harder. But could she have somehow found the time amongst managing her children’s careers to somehow establish a church-based money-laundering scheme? One TikToker certainly seems to think so.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Hedge Fund Billionaire Butthurt Over Meme Stocks
This small action caused an eruption through which GameStop’s stock went from around $20 on January 11th, 2021 to almost $350 by the end of the month. It also indirectly led to other stocks, such as AMC, seeing similar support.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
'I'm Trying To Go Where They Eat The Banana Out Of The Coochie': Lizzo Interview Hyping Up Amsterdam Strip Club Resurfaces Amid Sexual Harassment Allegations
An old Lizzo interview may have just proved that “all the rumors are true” when it comes to the allegations that the artist pressured her dancers to eat bananas from performers’ vaginas.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘The Perfect Photo Doesn’t Exi..’: Driving Instructor Crashes Through Driving School Window
One driving school in Colorado is now teaching lessons about the rules of the road and irony after one of their instructors crashed their car through the building’s front window.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
