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Meet 'The Squidward,' The Hair-Raising New Women's Haircut

Looking for the perfect haircut to impress your pal living in a pineapple under the sea?

How to Summon Aliens and Kill Them, According to 4chan

According to United States Air Force veteran David Grusch, the United States military is in possession of extraterrestrial craft, complete with dead pilots of non-human origin.

'Rainbow Kisses': Understanding the Newest and Most Disgusting Sex Act Trending On TikTok

So how does one taste the rainbow? A whole lot of oral and some strategic timing.

Michigan Hail Storm Leads to Explosion

The insurance industry is going to be quite busy in southern Michigan, where intense hail storms caused serious auto, property, and utility damage over the weekend.

15 TikTok Work Memes To Remind You That Work Sucks

Like blink-182 once ingeniously pointed out in their song “All the Small Things,” “Work sucks, I know.”

‘How Do You Even Practice for This?’: Man Spins Flat-Screen TV on His Finger in ‘You Break It, You Buy It’ Defying Stunt

Forget a basketball, Utah-based influencer, @davidklemczak3 has managed to figure out how to spin an entire flat-screen TV on his finger.

TikTok's Nickname Theory Can Predict If You'll Marry Who You're Dating

Wondering if your Tinder match is your one true love? Their nickname can offer a pretty damn good guess, according to TikTok relationship expert Dani Coco.

NFL Rookie Caught Going 140MPH Claims it Was Because His Dog Had a "Medical Emergency"

The Vikings drafted wide receiver Jordan Addison with the 23rd pick of the first round this year for his blazing speed, but I doubt they expected to see it on public display like this, days before training camp.

Truck Driver Loses It on Manager After Company Refuses to Pay Back the $50M it Owes Employees for Pensions

Yellow Corporation is a giant transportation holding company responsible for shipping goods to major retailers like Walmart and Home Depot.

To Celebrate the Anniversary of the Moon Landing, Buzz Aldrin Put on Three Rings, Wore Three Watches and Ate Enough Breakfast for Three

Thursday was the 54th anniversary of the famous Apollo 11 launch. To celebrate, Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon, posted the hardest photo possible on Twitter.

TikTok Kid Raps Nicki Minaj to Lyndon B. Johnson’s Grave

Ever feel bad that deceased Presidents of the United States don’t get to experience the rich modern culture they helped create?

You Can’t Park Here: Drunken Ship Captain Steers His Boat into a House

Over the weekend, one boater navigating the high seas near Missouri’s Lake of the Ozarks appears to have forgotten the foremost rule of water sports: Your vessel belongs in the water, and not inside nearby homes.

‘We Just Wanted An Edit Button’: 15 Hilarious Reactions to Twitter’s X Rebrand

Elon Musk is obsessed with his X — and we’re not just talking about Grimes.

Megan Fox Gets Slammed By Security Trying to Protect MGK From Attacker

‘Damn, 36G?!’: Drake Shocked at the Size of Bra Thrown on Stage, Internet Tracks Her Down

Why Do Western Women Embrace the Sun and Asian Women Avoid It?

‘A Car Salesman x10’: People Roast ‘A Day in the Life of a Private Jet Broker’ TikToker

“All I see is him walking around after doing 30 minutes of actual work,” @unrealizedA commented.

“Skiplagging” Is a Cheat Code for Flyers — But It Could Get You in Deep Trouble

15 Small but Terrific Life Tips From Twitter

The internet is here to give you some small but useful bits of life advice.

Guy Exposed for Creepy Behavior, Unhinged Messages on Hinge is the New West Elm Caleb

After more than a year of serving as a cautionary tale of dating-app woe, furniture designer West Elm Caleb has finally met his match — none other than Hinge’s latest nuisance, Tyler, aka @EthnicSteve.

Everything There Is to Know about the Denver Airport Conspiracy Theory

The Denver International Airport, which opened in 1995, takes up 53 square miles making it the largest airport in the U.S. airport and the second largest in the world.

20-Year-Old’s Parents Furious That Her 47-Year-Old Plastic Surgeon Boyfriend Gave Her Breast Implants

“I mean, he is a plastic surgeon and he did them himself for my birthday.”

Frog Eats a Firefly and Glows from the Inside

Serial Litterer Cop Who Filled NYC Streets With Pages from the Bible and Smut Magazines Punished One Vacation Day

“I need to stress to those who have yet to experience this phenomenon with their own eyes the SHEER VOLUME of papers floating down the street.”

Cameraman Pans to Delayed Flight Board While Airport Representative Talks About How Great Their On-Time Departures Are

“Cameraman knew the assignment.”