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Everything Internet Sleuths Have Uncovered About SpaceX's Failed Rocket Launch

Before the April 20th launch of SpaceX’s new ‘Starship’ rocket, boss Elon Musk stated that he “would consider anything that does not result in the destruction of the launch mount itself … to be a win.”

Skinwalker Ranch 2.0? 6 Cows Found Mutilated in Different Texas Pastures

Six cows were found mutilated in east-central Texas over the weekend according to the Madison County Sheriff's office. Each of the six cows had their blood drained, tongues removed and anus' cut out with extreme precision.

Stories From People Who Walked Out of Bad Movies

Earlier this week, Redditor u/girlcalledmaria took to the platform with a bold inquiry, asking the patrons of r/AskReddit to recount the worst movies they saw in theaters.

'When He Shows Up Back From the Dead': Zombieing is the New Ghosting

The scarier, undead cousin to its specter-esque counterpart, the premise behind zombieing is fairly intuitive.

Due to Adderall Shortage People are “Hacking” Their ADHD on TikTok

The Adderall shortage here in the U.S. is entering its sixth month and everyone is seriously not okay.

Someone Claiming to Be Gypsy Roses' Little Sister Is Debunking Claims about Her Sibling Ahead of Her Prison Release

Earlier this month, true crime influencer and podcaster @crime_cast detailed just how worried some of Gypsy’s friends have become surrounding the specifics of her release.

New Fan App Lets You Pay $100 for A Follow From an Ex-Reality TV Star

Have you ever wanted an ex-reality star to follow you on Instagram? To get that prized dm from an ex-Survivor contestant? Well, for $75 to $200 and you now can thanks to the new Cameo-like service, FanBasis.

'Pink Wedding Cake Water': Flavored Water TikTok Videos Are Getting Out of Hand

To drink or not to drink, that is the question.

The Original Supermodel Is Roasting Other Supermodels on TikTok

Beyond her documenting her life as a media personality, artist, and model, Dickinson’s more than 222,000 followers come for her reaction content, replying to several of the platform’s modeling videos.

Starbucks' New Olive Oil 'Poop Potion' is Making People Shit Themselves

Upon snapping up a pretentiously-sized cup of olive-oil coffee, Starbucks patrons – and their bowels – got a whole lot more than they bargained for, the beverages catalyzing countless bathroom emergencies.

The 'Elite Breeding Couple' Have a Long and Cringeworthy Reddit History

Simone and Malcolm Collins became the main characters of Twitter this week after they were featured in a Telegraph article titled, “Meet the ‘elite’ couples breeding to save mankind.”

Andrew Tate Is Getting Roasted for Attempting to Pass Off His Dog as a ‘Wolf'

“In Mortal Kombat, I would destroy a singular wolf. Decimation,” he wrote before proclaiming himself as “one of the most powerful humans on the planet.”

The Coolest Pictures of Directors on Set, According to Twitter

Earlier this week, several film fans took to Twitter to share their favorite snaps of directors behind the scenes, replying to @awoodustin’s viral request for some of the “coolest” snaps of a director doing their thing.

‘I Was Not That Sexy’: The IRL Duchess From 'Wolf of Wall Street' Debunks Nursery Scene

Jordan Belfort’s ex-wife didn’t actually fend off her cheating husband with a stiletto to the forehead and threats of wandering the house in short skirts and no panties.

The OnlyFans Models Going Viral For Their “Ice Fishing” Tutorials

Though ice fishing may seem like the perfect wintertime activity, TikTok creators @frostbite.with.myla – Myla Del Rey – and @snow.bunny.isla – a.k.a Isla Moon – are bringing the heat.

What Really Happens When You Win a 'Lifetime Supply' of Something

Earlier this week, u/LordFrieza8789 took to r/AskReddit to determine what, exactly, constitutes a lifetime’s worth of any given prize, asking winners to share the specifics of their strangely vague spoils.

Right Wing Conspiracy Theorists Claim Chris of Mr Beast’s Transition is a ‘Humiliation Ritual’

Though a YouTube permaban may have halted SteveWillDoIt’s dreams of becoming MAGA’s knockoff MrBeast, it doesn’t mean he’ll stop attempting to dunk on his one-time competitor any time soon — even if it means conjuring QAnon-esque conspiracies out of thin

TikTokers Are Turning Their Lives into Wes Anderson Films

“You better not be acting like you’re in a Wes Anderson film when I get there,” read the caption of one of these viral clips from long-known Anderson fan @avawillyums, depicting a train trip the shoreline east to Grand Central Station.

Darth Vader Shoulder Rides and All of Twitter's Favorite Photos From Music History

Years after Freddy Mercury sang about his desire to ride his bicycle, the late Queen frontman finally discovered his preferred mode of transportation – hopping on the shoulders of giants… more specifically, Darth Vader and Superman.

AI Companion Tries to Sext and Make Moves, But Has Worst Game Ever

You might need to worry about artificial intelligence taking your job, but rest assured it won’t be taking your girl any time soon, though not for lack of trying.

Naked Girls and Sanrio Characters: Every Lighter Better Than Twitter's Viral $7k Lighter

Crypto influencer Gavin Mayo learned a very important lesson about flexing on Twitter this week — when it comes to lighters, hentai is better than being a rich douchebag.

Author Recommends Chat GPT to Get a 'Legitimately Objective Assessment' of Her Writing, But People Roast Her Instead

Lauren Kay, whose debut novel, We Ship It, releases this June, decided to do what any young writer would and look for feedback on her work.

The 1930s Cartoons That Somehow Perfectly Capture Gen-Z Life

@hausofdecline recently took to Twitter to give a tour of nihilistic James Thurber cartoons that feel very Gen Z — despite the fact that they’re nearly 100 years old.

This OnlyFans Model DM'd Every Offensive Line Prospect to Make the Lesbians LOL

A couple of weeks ago, Alison, a 'Rick and Morty' writer-slash-OnlyFans model, slid into the DMs of “every offensive line prospect” in the NFL Draft to find “the one” — as well as provide giggles for the group chat.

10 Fictional Characters Who Wholeheartedly Did Not Deserve Their Fate