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'That Whole Backyard and He Fires It Over The Wires': Dad-To-Be Nearly Sets Yard On Fire During Gender Reveal Gone Wrong
A very unlucky dad-to-be proved that paternal instincts do not come with an innate understanding of fire safety after nearly setting his backyard ablaze in a gender reveal gone wrong.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

‘This Is Why I Only Go to the Fair for Food’: Carnival Ride Falls Apart With People on It
On paper, a carnival seems like a good time. Playing games and eating fried dough while sipping on the bottle of vodka you hid in your crotch before walking in? What else could anyone want in life?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny


‘Mind Ya Business’: Man Calls 911 After Seeing ‘Massive Fire’ in Stranger’s Apartment, Turns Out It Was Just a Yule Log on a Huge TV
Here’s the situation: You’re looking out the window of your apartment when you see something peculiar. No, it’s not the old man who insists on getting fully naked in front of his window. It’s something worse — a fire!
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Mein Gott!': Driver Slams Into a Second Car Moments After Attempting To Flee An Accident
One driver recently proved that there is, in fact, something worse than totaling your car in a hit-and-run accident — totaling a second car after totaling your car in a hit-and-run accident.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

The British Museum Ignores Tip That Their Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay, Later Discovers Its Stolen Gems Were Sold on eBay
In what is surely one of the greatest displays of karma in human history, the British Museum was the victim of a series of thefts that saw gemstones stolen from its archives and sold online.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'You Cannot Threaten People in Here With Pepper Spray': Old Guy Threatens Costco Employees with Pepper Spray
When they’re not doling out free samples and single-handedly keeping society afloat with a $1.50 hot dog deal, Costco workers have one heck of a secret talent — calming angry Alberts armed with pepper spray.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Aspirinmaxxing’: The Troll Tricking White Nationalists Into Ruining Their Livers
Anything to own white nationalists.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Holy Shoot!': Storm Chasers Share Harrowing Footage After Getting Trapped In Tornado
Though Tanner Charles and his crew have been chasing storms for upwards of 14 years, they recently nabbed a once-in-a-lifetime view of a major twister, observing it from the inside after getting trapped in its midst.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

'I’d Shoot You!': Racist Mitch McConnell Lookalike Opens Black Driver’s Car Door And Refuses To Let Them Leave
“Get off of my door, get off of my door!” the man in question yelled at the Yertle the Turtle impersonator, standing mere feet away with an umbrella.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Ring Offering $1 Million To Anyone Who Captures Proof of Extraterrestrial Life
Though Ring cameras may have caught cheaters, kidnappers and even deadly explosions, the Amazon subsidiary is ready to capture something even weirder this spooky season, tasking their customers with using their home security systems to prove the existence
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

Husband Climbs Into Moving Bus After Seeing His Wife With Another Man
Not even a moving bus could stop one angry husband from confronting his cheating wife, the scorned lover attempting to break into the window of a speeding vehicle after allegedly witnessing his spouse with another man.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

David Beckham Facts-Checks Victoria Beckham in Real Time Over Her Claim That She’s From a ‘Working-Class Family’
It feels like the entire world is tuning in to Netflix’s latest release, a limited documentary series about David and Victoria Beckham, and based on the clips that have gone viral on social media, it’s not hard to understand why.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Go Sit Down Or I’m Never Gonna Talk To You Again’: Woman Fired After Throwing Tantrum Over German Tourists on a Train
Since humans apparently never learn from our mistakes, yet another woman has blown up her entire life after being recorded freaking out at complete strangers on public transport, yelling at them to “get the ---- out” of the United States.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny