For all the jokes about men supposedly dying earlier than women because we're more prone to do stupid things, this woman's reaction to hearing a guy talk about sticking his dick in a vacuum and shoving a twig up his butt is pretty accurate.

This Twitch streamer looks like a pretty typical meathead, and his descriptions of all he's done to try to suck his own penis are hilariously explicit.

Although I can't say I've ever met a man who has successfully choked on his own meat, there's gotta be more of these guys out there than we think. Odds are you've probably shaken hands with a man who mastered the art of self-guzzling and just never thought to mention it.

In the Reddit thread of this video, people started discussing whether human men should have evolved the ability to more easily suck themselves off. The consensus seemed to be no, but there were persuasive arguments both ways.

Also some enlightening information about whether engaging in this activity is even worth it.