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Robbers Steal $250,000 From Strip Club After Cutting A Hole Through Roof

Thieves are getting better by the day.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Man Explaining How Wild Foxes Aren’t Dangerous Gets Bitten By Wild Fox

If you’re to believe the internet, you’d think that foxes aren’t dangerous.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Woman Who Brought Gun on First Date Wonders If Her Bullet Blunder Will Help or Hurt Her Prospects

Apparently, being named one of the “Hottest Libertarians of 2024” by some random website doesn’t save you from making embarrassing first date blunders, though it does mean said blunders come with a potentially lethal twist thanks to your insistence on sta

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Russian Murderer Granted Early Release Is Back to His Old Antics, Trying to Kill People

Things get a little crazy over in Russia.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

Home Plate Umpire Takes Pitch to the Gemstones

Baseball doesn’t seem that dangerous, all things considered.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Las Vegas Alien Video Depicting ‘Two Massive ETs’ Is Unaltered, Expert Says

This time last year, the more conspiracy-minded amongst us were probably focused on the alleged appearance of a 10-foot tall alien in a Vegas family’s backyard that was caught on security camera.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Ftw

Someone Was Watching Porn During the Mavs’ Post-Game Press Conference

No one is saying that post-game press conferences are exciting.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Wannabe Dentists Are Skipping School, Buying Tools Online and Becoming Dangerous ‘Veneer Techs’ in Just Two Days

If you’ve ever seen someone with blindingly-white, too-straight teeth, it’s more than likely that they’ve got a set of veneers.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Throwstar2.0 Builds Custom Wolverine Target and Can't Hit it to Save His Life

Have you ever wanted to zone out and just watch some guy throw knives, often missing but never letting that deter him? Then Throwstar2.0 is the TikToker for you.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

We All Want to Go Down This 1.2-Kilometer Chinese Slide

For a lot of Westerners, China is a locked box into which we only get the occasional peek.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Ftw

Garfield Screening Ends in All-Out Brawl

In case you haven’t heard, there’s a new Garfield movie coming out.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

27-Year-Old Arrested for Stalking Doctor Who Gave Him Infinite Diarrhea

What would you do if you were cursed to have diarrhea for the rest of your life?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

U.S. Soldier Goes to Russia to Cheat on His Wife, Is Immediately Arrested

If you’re a soldier who is considering leaving the Army to go cheat on your wife with your Russian girlfriend in her home country, uh, don’t do that.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

‘He’s Exorcising Their Last Brain Cell’: This Hypnotist Can Allegedly Make You Faint With a Single Touch

Science says that only around two-thirds of people are suggestible to hypnosis.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Everyone Hates Apple’s New iPad Commercial, Especially the Japanese

Imagine you’re Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, forever operating in Steve Jobs’ shadow and trying to chase the high of the early-to-mid aughts when people still seemed excited about the products you had to offer.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

R.F.K. Jr. Actually Has Brain Worms

The term “brain worms” gets thrown around a lot these days, but rarely do we get someone who has an actual, confirmed case of brain worms.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

This Furry Robot Dog Will Kill Us All

When Boston Dynamics started building their robot dogs all those years ago, the reaction of the internet was largely, “Hey, that’s cool!”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 11 months ago in Funny

Belle Delphine Claims PayPal Stole The $90,000 She Made Off of Her Infamous ‘Gamer Girl Bath Water’

Remember Belle Delphine, one of the most famous e-girls on the internet who went viral for, amongst other things, selling her bath water online?

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Facepalm

A Drunk Ric Flair Gets Cut Off At a Florida Bar

Apparently being widely considered to be one of the greatest professional wrestlers of all time isn’t enough to save you from being cut off when you’ve had too much to drink.

By cathybara

Featured 11 months ago in Funny