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Dudes Welcome the 9/9/9 Challenge: 9 Beers and 9 Hot Dogs Across 9 Innings

The challenge consists of consuming nine hotdogs and nine beers across nine innings.

British Boat Race in Poop Water Leaves Everyone Sick

The sanctity of the annual Oxford-Cambridge boat race was recently tarnished after contestants had to contest with literal poo in the water, which some claimed resulted in their being infected with E.coli prior to the race.

Witches Are Planning to Cast Spells During the Solar Eclipse

Spell or no spell, just try not to blind yourself.

People Think CERN Is Opening a Portal to Hell Today

A lot of things will happen on eclipse day. The apocalypse is not one of them.

Woman States Not All Girls Should Wear Crop Tops, Resulting in Everyone Wearing Crop Tops

In a desperate bid to become influencers, thousands of people take to TikTok daily to share thoughts that nobody needed to hear on topics nobody wants to discuss.

A Chinese Glycine Manufacturer Is Going Viral on TikTok, For Some Reason

We’ve all heard about the random products that go viral on TikTok — Stanley cups, a chicken sauce that makes you shit your pants and so much more. What a magical world we live in!

‘The Blunt’s Gone’: Dude Falls 30-Feet Out of Tree Hammock

There’s nothing better than a hammock on a summer’s day. Add a view and a blunt to the mix? Mmm! Life is good.

Chilean Expedition Reveals Never Before Seen Sea Creatures and They’re Weird as Hell

Much of the ocean is still unexplored. That’s why, whenever we manage to go to an area of the water we’ve never been to before, we’re continually amazed by what we find there.

Guy Fired After He Stocked Department Store Shelves, Decides to Undo His Work

This is going to be pretty awkward in the exit interview. After allegedly getting fired from his job, one grocery worker decided to exact his revenge.

The Most Exciting Posts from Facebook's 'Dull Men's Club'

Life isn’t always a thrill ride. Sometimes, life’s greatest pleasures come not in the form of major events, but in the little things that keep us going. This revelation is the genesis of Facebook’s “Dull Men’s Club,” where men from around the world gather

Boomers Are Realizing No One Wants Their Fancy China

Boomers love to keep a cabinet of “luxurious” china that never gets touched.

TikToker’s ‘PowerPoint Night’ Sounds like Actual Hell

Hosting a dinner party with friends? Fun. Hosting a PowerPoint party with friends? What the hell is wrong with you?

Crypto Bros Bought $29k of Coin Even After Creator Promised to Scam Them

If you’ve spent any time in the crypto space, you’re probably familiar with the concept of a “rug pull.”

Wives Are Trying and Struggling to Eat at the Same Speed as Their Husbands

Challenging ourselves and discovering just how much our bodies can handle can be fun, even if it feels painful at the time.

Cheese-Obsessed British Husband Won’t Stop Eating Blocks No Matter What His Wife Thinks

Far from being an app for children, there are plenty of adults on TikTok, using the app to varying degrees of success.

Husband Learns His Wife Left Him for An 19-Year-Old Through Reddit

In what I’m hoping beyond hope is a fake post, a man took to Reddit to ask for advice after getting into an argument with his wife about how much one-on-one time she’s been spending with a male friend who happens to be 11 years her junior.

Women Are Falling for Dan the ChatGPT Boyfriend Bot With Immaculate Rizz

In the future, everyone will be assigned an A.I. boyfriend or girlfriend once they reach adulthood (bisexuals will be allowed to choose).

French Diver Slips Off Board, Belly Flops Into Pool As President Emmanuel Macron Watches

Dude Threatens Burger King Worker with Gun for Giving Him Discount

For most people, getting an unexpected discount would make their day.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Thinks Earthquakes and Solar Eclipses Are a Warning From God

The bar for being a politician in the United States is already pretty low.

Man Dresses As Trash Bag to Steal Amazon Packages

There’s been a new innovation in the field of porch piracy: costumes.

And They Think They’re Better Than Us: Study Shows Europeans Don’t Wash Hands After Pooping

For many dudes, washing your hands after peeing is more of a “vibes”-based choice. However, a post-poop hand wash is simply a must… or so we think.

Bavarian Police Stage Underwear Protest Because They Can’t Get Uniforms

In America, our police are kitted to the gills.

Entitled Influencer Steps On People's Food For Clout

One Dan Schnider special coming right up!

Hundreds of Huskies Break Free From Pet Cafe In China

Who let the dogs out? The owners of a Chinese Pet cafe are dying to know.