Funny articles
‘She Was 14’: Ashton Kutcher Says Danny Masterson Bet Him to Make Out With an Underage Mila Kunis
After penning character letters ahead of Danny Masterson’s sentencing for rape (a sentence that carried 30 years in prison), Ashton Kutcher has found himself in the spotlight and for some not-great reasons.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago
'Waistin Away Again in Booberitaville': Instagram Model Roasted for Memorializing Jimmy Buffett with Bikini Thirst Trap
Fins up, y’all.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'9/11 Is Ruining My Birthday!': Zoomer Peeved That Terrorist Day Happened On Her Special Day
One Tiktoker is quickly learning the meaning of “never post” after a video of hers, in which she laments the fact that 9/11 had to take place on her birthday, found its way to r/ImTheMainCharacter.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘It’s an IRL Loot Drop’: Security Guard Body Slams Woman and Her Loot Goes FLying
One security guard recently learned that police brutality can serve as one very unsavory — and very effective — cheat code for IRL loot drops after body slamming a woman in front of a popular San Antonio nightclub.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Psycho In His Underwear Dumps Gallon of Milk On Himself At Walmart Checkout Counter
Though the Ice Bucket Challenge may have dominated the 20-teens, one TikTok prankster has found a less charitable way to bring this trend into the 2020s, dousing his underwear-clad body in milk at a Walmart checkout counter as a part of the ”Milk Challeng
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Woke Meltdown vs Based Passion Rant’: British Gamer Upset Over ‘Starfield’s Pronoun Settings Gives Birth to a New Meltdown Face
Bethesda recently celebrated the release of Starfield, a highly anticipated RPG and the studio’s first new universe in more than 25 years
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
'I Hope You Have A Good Prenup!': Dancer Calls Out Cheating Bride-To-Be’s Wild Strip Club Bachelorette Party
One future bride quickly discovered that what happens at the strip club doesn’t always stay at the strip club after one dancer called her out for hooking up with another dude during her bachelorette party.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
Woman Calls Out Plane Passenger Next to Her for Texting Two Different Women, He Goes to Social Media to Take Her Down
Cheaters getting called out is incredibly satisfying. What may be even more satisfying, however, is people calling out those who falsely accuse them of cheating.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘Somebody Joined a Very Special Club’: Conspiracy Theorists Convinced German Chancellor Joined ‘Secret Fight Club’ After Flaunting Eye Patch, Scratched Face
At some point in the last week, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz fell while jogging in his hometown of Potsdam, sustaining several injuries in the process. Or is that just what they *want* us to believe?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
Even Elephants Are Stealing Now, and You Can’t Do Anything About It
It’s time we talk about the elephant in the room: elephant criminality.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw
'It Split Me Like a Block of Cheese': Doja Cat Gives Her Uncensored and Unbiased Review of New Victoria’s Secret Thong Dress
In efforts to combat years of controversy, Victoria's Secret has revamped its old fashion show in favor of a part-documentary part-fashion show concert film titled Victoria’s Secret World Tour.
By lizalikeminelli
Featured 1 year ago in Wow
‘How F---ed Is My Mate?’: Man Questioning How Screwed His Pal Is After Snorting Asbestos
If you’ve been on the internet for long enough, you’re probably familiar with the mesothelioma copypasta: “If you or a loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.”
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny
‘You Can't Make This Up’: Rich Chicago Suburb Cancels Country Club Poverty Simulation Event After Backlash
One affluent Chicago suburb decided to give its wealthy residents a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to LARP as a poor person, scheduling — and immediately canceling — a “poverty simulation” at their local country club.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm
