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Johnny Cash Mural Pissing on Town After Prankster Shoots Him in the Dong

That's an expensive leak.

Internet Roasts Jordan Peterson after Asinine Fat-Shaming Tweet

Yumi Nu just became the first Asian American model to grace the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Issue. And pardon my French, but holy f**k she's stunning.

Couple Does the Most and Lights Themselves On Fire For Their Aisle Walk

Gabe Jessop and Ambyr Mishelle are stunt doubles who have worked on shows such as "Yellowstone" and the movie "Hereditary". They used their work skills to wow their audience at a wedding with a pyrotechnic stunt.

Jackie Chan: Actor, Martial Artist, Deadbeat Dad

Jackie Chan and his daughter Etta Ng Chok Lam don't speak to each other. It's no surprise.

Cooking Show Goes Up in Smoke After Woman Starts a Grease Fire, Almost Burns House Down

In the clip, Kjanecaron is searing a steak in a pan, waving her hand around the smoke-filled room when the pan catches fire.

Neil Patrick Harris under Fire for Amy Winehouse ‘Meat Cake'

Neil Patrick Harris is your main character for the day, folks

Tattoo Artist Gets Roasted After Unveiling Awful E-40 Tattoo

Zillow Works Hard but Karma Works Harder, ‘Low’ Flood Risk House Falls into Ocean

A house in Rodanthe, NC has been taken by rising sea levels.

Babe Actor Glues Himself to Starbucks Counter Over Price of Vegan Milk

Oscar-nominated actor James Cromwell from acclaimed films such as "Babe" and "The Green Mile", super-glued his hand to the counter at a Starbucks in New York to protest the rise in the price of non-dairy creamer.

People Can't Believe This Turtle is Racist

After a series of videos showing a turtle attacking a pair of black shoes went viral, some people are vowing to never use paper straws again.

Internet Fries Jack Harlow for Being Carried at Kentucky Derby

Apparently Jack Harlow didn't want to get his kicks dirty at the Kentucky Derby.

Rich Strike Wins Kentucky Derby, Gets Punched, and Wins People Money

On Saturday one of the greatest Kentucky Derby upsets of all time took place, as the 80-1 odds horse Rich Strike struck rich and took victory in an otherworldly comeback.

Sydney Sweeney Isn't Just Insanely Hot, She's Also a Gearhead

Did the CIA cook up this woman in a lab or something? Because she's damn near perfect.

Seal Addicted to Human Attention Being Sent to Rehab

Spearmint was caught mingling with tourists and locals of the town, hitching rides on boats, she even wandered down to the local pub a few times.

Woman Shamed For Showing off Her Big Naturals At Dinner Party

Adrienne Airhart was having a birthday dinner with her friends, after getting a little warm in the restaurant she removed her sweater when a woman next to her commented on the size of her breasts and moved tables.

Woman Deported From Bali After Naked Photoshoot With 700 Year Old Tree

Russian tourist, Alina Fazleeva, was in tears, pleading for forgiveness after offending many locals for posing naked next to a sacred tree in Bali, Indonesia.

Netflix Sues Itself Over Subscriber Losses

Jail Boss Helps Murderer Escape Jail, Goes on the Run

Vicky White, on her last day on the job, walked convicted murderer Casey White out of prison days after selling her house.

Madison Cawthorn Poked the Beast and Now He's Paying For It

Honestly, we don't give a shit what he wants to do behind closed doors. Sure it's weird that he wants to do this stuff with his cousin, but hey, I"m told the south is more practiced in that sort of stuff.

Pro Life Activist Risks His Own Climbing SF Skyscraper

The hour-long climb caught the attention of many on Twitter as local helicopters started sharing pictures of a man 30-floors up without any gear.

Dave Chapelle Attacked during Stand-up Set at Hollywood Bowl

NSFW video of a man rushing the stage, f*cking around, and finding out.

UK Man Finally Has Penis Reattached after Regrowing It on His Arm for 6 Years

After six years of growing a new penis, doctors have reattached it to the appropriate spot, and MacDonald, 47, said, “I feel like a real man again.”

Amanda Bynes Accuses Fiancé of Doing Crack and Watching Mommy Porn

The Nickelodeon child actor from the '90s is back in the news after posting multiple videos outing her fiancé, Paul Michael as a crackhead.

Japanese Man Struggling to Connect With Holographic Wife

In 2008, after being bullied at work, Kondo found himself struggling with depression. He started believing that people just weren't right for him after being rejected by so many others.

11 Elon Musk Tweets Bound to Offend Some

Elon Musk - the richest man in the world - is now the CEO of Twitter. What does that mean? Who is Elon Musk really? We've collected some of his recent tweets since purchasing the company.