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The Scrappiest Place On Earth: Brutal Brawl Briefly Shutters Disneyland Teacup Ride
Disneyland in Anaheim, California briefly transformed from the happiest place on Earth to the scrappiest place on Earth this past weekend after a massive brawl broke out between a handful of angry Disney adults.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Angry Family of Murdered Teen Beat Alleged Killer For Giggling During Grieving Mom’s Testimony
One grieving family decided that justice was a dish best served with the swing of a fist, taking down the man accused of murdering 16-year-old Diamond Alvarez in a brutal courtroom beatdown.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Wow

Cop On Cop Brutality: Paul Blart Regrets His First Day as a Real Cop
A Los Angeles Police Department officer inadvertently found themselves playing IRL GTA last week, slamming straight into another cop running across the street while attempting to track down an allegedly stolen vehicle.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Was The NFL Super Fan Really Just A Publicity Stunt?
The internet loves a good conspiracy.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'I’m Just Trying To Do My Job': Female Cashier Films Herself Getting Hit On While At Work
The only thing worse than navigating annoying, entitled customers at work? Navigating annoying, entitled customers who demand that you flirt with them while on the job.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Monkey Enters Government Building, Gets to Work
Those clowns in Congress! Given the recent kerfuffle about the House Speaker and modern government’s tendency to shut down every 20 minutes, some may long for a new voice in the halls of power to better represent the people.
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Peter Griffin Arrested for Running Commercial Massage Parlor That Specialized in Offering Sexual Favors for Clients
Being a police officer can be stressful. So if you’re a cop who’s just getting off the job, is there a better way to relax than going to one of the five happy-ending massage parlors you own?
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Launch That Monkey Off the Edge’: Bali Monkeys Are Extorting Tourists By Stealing Their Cell Phones
Though they may reside at Bali’s Uluwatu temple, the Macaque monkeys living at the tourist hotspot are far from pious, having evidently taught themselves to pickpocket unsuspecting visitors and hold their valuables for ransom.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'We Would Talk Every Single Day’: OnlyFans Model Horrified After Learning Her Top Subscriber Was Secretly Her Step-Dad
“Stepdad, what are you doing?” That’s the question that OnlyFans model Taila Maddison found herself asking after she discovered her top subscriber was none other than her stepfather.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Facepalm

Swifties Are Performing Séances At Taylor Swift’s Concert Movie
Swiftie influencer @calihollywood recently took to TikTok to share some shocking security camera footage purportedly captured during a recent showing of Swift’s film, depicting several fans holding hands and walking in a circle in front of the screen.
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘She’s On Her 'Pay Attention to Me Tour": Jada Pinkett Smith Is Airing Dirty Laundry Absolutely No One Asked For
Long before Jada Pinkett Smith landed into an entanglement with August, partially catalyzed the infamous Academy Awards slap, and started getting a bit too candid about her personal life on the internet, the actress had greater ambitions than Hollywood —
By Carly Tennes
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

A Genius Remade an Entire Chili Peppers Record With Only ‘Donkey Kong’ Sounds
In what is perhaps one of the most stunning examples of “how the hell do people think of this shit,” someone has managed to recreate an entire Red Hot Chili Peppers album exclusively using sounds from Donkey Kong Country.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Ftw

‘Do You Know How Powerful That Must Have Been?’: Woman’s Mud Bath Fart Defies the Laws of Nature
Despite what some men think, women fart.
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Umm, Slay!’: Local Dad Wears Crop Top and Short Shorts at School Board Meeting, Swears He’s Making a Point
Far be it from me to yuck anyone’s yum, but does anyone else feel like this Arizona dad was just waiting for an opportunity to bust out the crop top and shorts?
By cathybara
Featured 1 year ago in Funny