Dearest Frogbob,
iLIKEtoSAYpoop
Published
09/02/2011
Hey Froggy, its your old friend, Poopy McPooperson-Poopenheimer (my parents got re-married... thats why its hyphenated now). Long time no see!
So anyways, about this new avatar of yours. I realize that its virtually the same avatar you had before: a regal looking frog, ruling the land, laying down the law, and being the supervisor to all that is froggy. And I realize that every now and then, we all get an itching for an upgrade. But I just have to let you know... I don't like it.
Its not so much that I just dont like it altogether. Its that I just miss your old avatar so much, ya know? I mean, your old avatar was simple, regal, elegant... it made me feel all tingly in my happy place whenever I saw it. This new one just doesnt do it for me.
I used to come to the blog section, and see your old avatar, with the "Ye olde great froggy one" staring right back at me, and I'd be like "Yup... thats frogbob."
Now I look at this new avatar and Im like "Who the fuck does this new guy think he is??? Trying to one-up frogbob, when he's the only one here qualified to adorn the avatar of a king froggy!" Then I see your name next to it and Im like "Oh, frogbob just changed his avatar. Thats too bad. I miss that old avatar so much. I mean, it was simple, regal, elegant... it made me feel all tingly in my happy place whenever I saw it." You know what I mean?
What I mean to say is... frogbob, old buddy. Youre beautiful just the way you are. Theres no need to upgrade, or stay current. Sometimes, the classics just cant be beat. I mean, take your old avatar, for example. It was simple, regal, elegant... it made me feel all tingly in my happy place whenever I saw it. Ain't no need to change that shit up. You were on top of the world already! Why change?
Froggy, as you very best poop buddy in the whole wide world, I humbly ask that you revert to your old avatar. You know, the one that was simple, regal, elegant, and made me feel all tingly in my happy place everytime I saw it? Yeah that one.
Take care man. :)
So anyways, about this new avatar of yours. I realize that its virtually the same avatar you had before: a regal looking frog, ruling the land, laying down the law, and being the supervisor to all that is froggy. And I realize that every now and then, we all get an itching for an upgrade. But I just have to let you know... I don't like it.
Its not so much that I just dont like it altogether. Its that I just miss your old avatar so much, ya know? I mean, your old avatar was simple, regal, elegant... it made me feel all tingly in my happy place whenever I saw it. This new one just doesnt do it for me.
I used to come to the blog section, and see your old avatar, with the "Ye olde great froggy one" staring right back at me, and I'd be like "Yup... thats frogbob."
Now I look at this new avatar and Im like "Who the fuck does this new guy think he is??? Trying to one-up frogbob, when he's the only one here qualified to adorn the avatar of a king froggy!" Then I see your name next to it and Im like "Oh, frogbob just changed his avatar. Thats too bad. I miss that old avatar so much. I mean, it was simple, regal, elegant... it made me feel all tingly in my happy place whenever I saw it." You know what I mean?
What I mean to say is... frogbob, old buddy. Youre beautiful just the way you are. Theres no need to upgrade, or stay current. Sometimes, the classics just cant be beat. I mean, take your old avatar, for example. It was simple, regal, elegant... it made me feel all tingly in my happy place whenever I saw it. Ain't no need to change that shit up. You were on top of the world already! Why change?
Froggy, as you very best poop buddy in the whole wide world, I humbly ask that you revert to your old avatar. You know, the one that was simple, regal, elegant, and made me feel all tingly in my happy place everytime I saw it? Yeah that one.
Take care man. :)
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