How To Write Blawgs
shylilazn
Published
07/05/2015
People often ask me - how do you do it? Get so much viewers, commenters, haters, fans... The key is writing the right stuff. It's that simple. Here's a short list of what to remember:
1. Pick an interesting subject. Don't get butt hurt when your blog about shit games most normal people don't play or tips on how to paint your toenails gets 10 views.
2. Write like a refined person - the more you write this way, the more people are going to stop reading your blogs because they are hard to read.
3. Show your fans tits. They'll like you even more and show more support.
4. If you're pretty, be sure to make your readers aware of that. Pretty bloggers get more views.
5. Give some fuel to the haters - more 1 star ratings, the higher your blog's popularity and it will display more often. Many of your readers also enjoy the comment section of your blogs, when there's drama. So be sure to humiliate the haters in the comments as well.
6. This is a humor site, so stop whining about politics. Who gives a shit about Bernie Sanders or Colonel Sanders or fucking Ru Paul?
7. Get the permission from the blog sheriffs to blog longer articles if you think that your writing policy changed for better and you won't write garbage. The shit bloggers are limited to short, one paragraph blogs. Many of them kept spewing their word diarrhea, and re-posting shit from other websites, like it was their article (mostly about politics). Instead of signing up a new account, and getting your blogs cut down, how about you work on the quality of your content and try to become an accepted author, k?
That's pretty much the basics. I encourage more people to blog, because this section used to be full of daily-written articles by tons of authors. Retarded trolls made it go down the drain with their bull shit, and because of that many writers decided to either start their own websites, or join different blogging communities. Since most of them are prolly gone nyao, we can start to build a new kind of blog section, full of people who loathe shitty trolls and write interesting stuff.
1. Pick an interesting subject. Don't get butt hurt when your blog about shit games most normal people don't play or tips on how to paint your toenails gets 10 views.
2. Write like a refined person - the more you write this way, the more people are going to stop reading your blogs because they are hard to read.
3. Show your fans tits. They'll like you even more and show more support.
4. If you're pretty, be sure to make your readers aware of that. Pretty bloggers get more views.
5. Give some fuel to the haters - more 1 star ratings, the higher your blog's popularity and it will display more often. Many of your readers also enjoy the comment section of your blogs, when there's drama. So be sure to humiliate the haters in the comments as well.
6. This is a humor site, so stop whining about politics. Who gives a shit about Bernie Sanders or Colonel Sanders or fucking Ru Paul?
7. Get the permission from the blog sheriffs to blog longer articles if you think that your writing policy changed for better and you won't write garbage. The shit bloggers are limited to short, one paragraph blogs. Many of them kept spewing their word diarrhea, and re-posting shit from other websites, like it was their article (mostly about politics). Instead of signing up a new account, and getting your blogs cut down, how about you work on the quality of your content and try to become an accepted author, k?
That's pretty much the basics. I encourage more people to blog, because this section used to be full of daily-written articles by tons of authors. Retarded trolls made it go down the drain with their bull shit, and because of that many writers decided to either start their own websites, or join different blogging communities. Since most of them are prolly gone nyao, we can start to build a new kind of blog section, full of people who loathe shitty trolls and write interesting stuff.
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