Funny jokes

Three Turtles

Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Moose Hunt

Two hunters decide to go moose hunting in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot drops them off and tells...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Clothing Sale

Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea. The sign said "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Suspenders

One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Chainsaw

A redneck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

First Time

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

On the Way to Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help them occupy their time while...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Bad Parrot

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Cow From Illinois

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Black or White?

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

The Voice

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, ''Quit your job, sell your house, take all your...

By achilles1313

Featured 20 years ago

Blonde at Laundromat

A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, Come...

By ebaum

Featured 55 years ago

Funny jokes

Three Turtles

Moose Hunt

Clothing Sale

Suspenders

Chainsaw

First Time

On the Way to Prison

Bad Parrot

Cow From Illinois

Black or White?

The Voice

Blonde at Laundromat

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