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Bodybuilder

Q: What do you call a bodybuilder with a big penis? A: A beginner.

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Mental Hospital

Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ron suddenly jumped into...

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Prescription For Love

A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need...

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Kids Fire Truck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...

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If You Could Cook...

An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw,"...

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Marriage Retreat

At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: When two mature...

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Candy for Oral

In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the priest. The priest asked the janitor,...

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Satan and Santa

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, What do you think about all that Satan...

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Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...

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Exciteing Wedding

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest...

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Horny Parrots

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is...

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Fighting a Ghost

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...

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Fat Chicks

Q: Why do fat chicks give better blow jobs? A: Because they have to.

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Farmer

A woman visits her accountant to file her taxes. He asks her, What’s your occupation? The woman says, I’m a hooker. The...

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Magic Birth

Q: How was David Copperfield born? A: He escaped from a condom!

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A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." A polar bear, a giraffe...

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A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes II

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?" A kangaroo walks into...

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A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and...

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Too Kinky

A man and woman are sitting next to each other at a bar. After a few drinks, the man turns to the woman and asks why she looks so down. My...

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Winning Big

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She...

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Gun Shop

A woman walks into a sporting-goods store and asks the salesman if he could help her pick out a rifle. It’s for my husband, she...

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Good Sex Life

A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind this...

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Four Types of Sex

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you...

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Good News

Doctor Nick walks into his office to talk to a patient. He looks at the patient and says: I have good news and bad news. Which would you...

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Blonde Patient

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked,...

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Funny jokes

Bodybuilder

Mental Hospital

Prescription For Love

Kids Fire Truck

If You Could Cook...

Marriage Retreat

Candy for Oral

Satan and Santa

Bad Luck

Exciteing Wedding

Horny Parrots

Fighting a Ghost

Fat Chicks

Farmer

Magic Birth

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes III

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes II

A Guy Walks Into a Bar Jokes

Too Kinky

Winning Big

Gun Shop

Good Sex Life

Four Types of Sex

Good News

Blonde Patient

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