Funny jokes

Baby What?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus...

By chizad12345

Featured 17 years ago

Detective Service

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report, he wanted...

By demon94

Featured 17 years ago

Turkey and Shit

During Thanksgiving, little Johnny's parents were having friends and family over. While mom was in the kitchen, she accidentally cut herself...

By lildiggitty56

Featured 17 years ago

Old Folks

An older couple goes to the doctor wanting a baby. The doctor says take cup & bring back a sample. The husband went back to the doc after a few...

By pamjac

Featured 17 years ago

Sandpaper Sally

3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks. One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen. "I'm gonna talk to her", he...

By wonderboy69

Featured 17 years ago

Electrician

What do you get when you cross a smoked cigarette and an electrical outlet? A butt plug.

By craigenla

Featured 17 years ago

Best hour of my life

During their anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an...

By kazer

Featured 17 years ago

50 Cent

What did 50 Cent say when Eminem made him a sweater? Gee, you knit!

By boc1500

Featured 17 years ago

Basketball Chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Hormone

How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her.

By boc1500

Featured 17 years ago

Michael Jackson Shopping

When is Michael Jackson's favorite time to shop? When boys pants are half off!

By swellfellow

Featured 17 years ago

Christmas Alphabet

Q: whats the difference between a Christmas alphabet and a regular alphabet? A: Noel

By bandgeek1303

Featured 17 years ago

Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...

By kanan

Featured 17 years ago

Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse....

How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and over again...

By kanan

Featured 17 years ago

Circular Logic

Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I’ll let you...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Costume Party

What do you call a man going into a costume party with a potato on his private? A dictator

By devilsman40

Featured 17 years ago

Upset

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Bedtime Fun

When is the right time for Michael Jackson to get in bed with a little boy? When the big hand's on the little one.

By sgtkicker

Featured 17 years ago

Yo mama

Yo mama so ugly she didn't get a birth certificate she just gt an apology letter from durex

By ScottishGem

Featured 17 years ago

Blonde in your fridge

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There is lipstick on the cucumber

By The_Duke

Featured 17 years ago

Attention Racing Fans

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? A: Their last big hit was the wall.

By txhooligan

Featured 17 years ago

911 Knock Knock

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - 9/11 - 9/11, who? - You said you'd never forget!!

By BassSpy

Featured 17 years ago

3 Vampires

3 vampires walk into a bar. The 1st one sits and orders a glass of hot blood, the 2nd sits and orders a glass of cold blood. When the 3rd one...

By lucky7007

Featured 17 years ago

Last Wish on the Death Bed

An old man on his deathbed implored his wife, When I am gone I want you to marry Fred Uhland. Why Fred Uhland? his wife asked....

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Cobblestone Pleasure

Two women are riding bikes to a friend’s house when it starts to get dark. I’ve never come this way before, says one of the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Funny jokes

Baby What?

Detective Service

Turkey and Shit

Old Folks

Sandpaper Sally

Electrician

Best hour of my life

50 Cent

Basketball Chicken

Hormone

Michael Jackson Shopping

Christmas Alphabet

Dead Pussy

Sex With a Teacher, a Nurse....

Circular Logic

Costume Party

Upset

Bedtime Fun

Yo mama

Blonde in your fridge

Attention Racing Fans

911 Knock Knock

3 Vampires

Last Wish on the Death Bed

Cobblestone Pleasure

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