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Freeze Your Ass Off

Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold...

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The Final Blowjob

A woman recently lost her husband. Their marriage had been a very lousy one, and she was relieved that he was finally gone. She had him...

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Peeing in a Bar

A man walks into a bar, sits down and drinks a beer. Then he drinks another beer, and another and...soon he needs to take a leak. He's...

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Porky

A little girl was leading her dog through the park when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a pretty dress you're wearing." The...

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50's Date

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's...

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How Women Get to Heaven

A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless. "Mommy, Mommy, what are those?" he says pointing to her breasts. "Well,...

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Harry's Wife

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand...

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Odd but True Facts

* Molecularly speaking, water is actually much drier than sand. * The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market...

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Bad Bathroom Experience

Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of...

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Curiousity

Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a girls asshole have in common? A: You know it's wrong, but sooner or later your gonna put your tongue on it.

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Elephant Trunk

There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes...

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Poetry for Sex

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had...

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Dr. Appointment

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over! and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a...

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Bumping into a New Friend

A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled The man turns to her and...

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Crude Sex Jokes

Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A. They can both smell it, but can't eat it. Q. You know why they say...

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AIDS

What is the first symptom of AIDS? A deep pounding sensation in your ass.

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Drinking Her Pretty

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...

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Bigger and Better in Texas

There was a very self-sufficient blind man, who did a lot of traveling alone. He was making his first trip to Texas and happened to be seated...

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Top 10 Bumper Stickers

1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. 2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student...

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Chipmunks

Two men went hunting. One had been hunting all his life, the other man was hunting for the first time. The one man told the other to sit down and...

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The Widow

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across...

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Local Food

A tourist has been visiting Cuba for a week. He is leaving the next day and he still hasn't tried the food. He goes to a restaurant and sits...

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Punishments in Hell

Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first...

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Preacher in the KKK

Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the 'Bible Belt,' there lived a Baptist minister with a very large congregation. One morning,...

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The Jewish Samurai

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he...

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Funny jokes

Freeze Your Ass Off

The Final Blowjob

Peeing in a Bar

Porky

50's Date

How Women Get to Heaven

Harry's Wife

Odd but True Facts

Bad Bathroom Experience

Curiousity

Elephant Trunk

Poetry for Sex

Dr. Appointment

Bumping into a New Friend

Crude Sex Jokes

AIDS

Drinking Her Pretty

Bigger and Better in Texas

Top 10 Bumper Stickers

Chipmunks

The Widow

Local Food

Punishments in Hell

Preacher in the KKK

The Jewish Samurai

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