“Chapel of Ease” This holy-euphemism is from the 1600s, and is possibly one of the more kinder phrases used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s almost calming.

“Dingwallace” Nope, it’s not a term used to describe somebody who’s a little bit dim, it’s actually a phrase from 1951 used to describe a guy’s penis.

“Tooleywag” Invented in 1870s, “tooleywag” was a whimsical way of describing a Victorian gentleman’s penis.

“CHINA” Just like “LOL”, this is actually an acronym used during the 1930s that lovers would discretely whisper over the phone. This was actually one of many, and stood for “Come Home I’m Naked Already”.

“Amorous Congress” Originally spawned from 1811, to take part in “amorous congress” meant that you were having or had sex. I personally believe it’s a rather delightful way to describe an orgy.

“Lobster Kettle” If you were described as a “Lobster Kettle” in the 1800s, you were basically a woman who slept with sailors after they had dropped anchor in port. Some women just can’t get enough of seaman.

“Join Giblets” It’s not hard to guess that to “join giblets” meant to have sex – but it is surprising to thing that this was invented by the witty people from 1680.

“Jack Nasty Face” Although this could stand for so many other sexual things, this was actually a term from 1823 that mean vagina. Something tells me Jack would get a slap in the face if he ever used it in front of a lass.

“Cock Trap” From 1888, it’s really not hard to figure out what this stood for…

“Soupbone” Back in the day, a soupbone was used for making a broth for a soup, however the fellas of 1925 also saw it as a far-from-subtle euphemism to describe their penis.