11 Things Every Furry HAS to Have

Bitch_McConnell Published 06/19/2018 in feels

If a furry doesn't have these things, then are they really a furry?

1.
Firstly, you'll need this handy introduction to the cute and weird world of the Furry Fandom.
Just $8.74
2.
Don't forget you mittens! It's nippy out. These are only $26.99
3.
This fox mask's mouth opens and closes with your own, for party conversations or fellatio.
This one is only $50.99
4.
And of course you'll need a tail.
5.
Squirrel tails also available.
6.
Or your tail can connect directly into your asshole.
7.
Still unsure what this subculture enTAILS? Check out this documentary.
8.
Get this bumper sticker for only $4.99 to advertise your new lifestyle, or put it on a friend's car because you hate them!
9.
For some reason, furries love drawing furries. IDK! This book will teach you how.
10.
And while furry porn is plentiful on the web, some of the more sophisticated, sapiosexual furries may prefer to read the furry-chick-lit erotica.
11.
And most importantly, don't forget your leash!
12.
Now giddy up and get started on your new lifestyle.

1.
Firstly, you'll need this handy introduction to the cute and weird world of the Furry Fandom.
Just $8.74
2.
Don't forget you mittens! It's nippy out. These are only $26.99
3.
This fox mask's mouth opens and closes with your own, for party conversations or fellatio.
This one is only $50.99
4.
And of course you'll need a tail.
5.
Squirrel tails also available.
6.
Or your tail can connect directly into your asshole.
7.
Still unsure what this subculture enTAILS? Check out this documentary.
8.
Get this bumper sticker for only $4.99 to advertise your new lifestyle, or put it on a friend's car because you hate them!
9.
For some reason, furries love drawing furries. IDK! This book will teach you how.
10.
And while furry porn is plentiful on the web, some of the more sophisticated, sapiosexual furries may prefer to read the furry-chick-lit erotica.
11.
And most importantly, don't forget your leash!
12.
Now giddy up and get started on your new lifestyle.