“He dances nonstop. If there is a mirror present, even better. I waited 15 minutes outside a public restroom while this child entertained himself in front of a mirror. I know because he was out of breath and sweaty when he came out. He was alone and he’s 6. I catch him dancing ALL the time, but he plays it off like he was just about to leave the room. If he’s naked and there is a mirror…forget about it.”