That show Kids Say the Darnedest Things had a good run, and then a decent rerun as well, but it would probably feel weird to bring it back. Forcing all those children on TV to repeat jokes just isn't a great setup, we need something better.

So until someone comes up with a funnier way to make kids tell jokes on TV, we'll just have to do with posts like this, where adults retell the stupid things they thought as kids.

We all had some irrational beliefs like this, although some of these sound really dumb. Hope those dumbos are doing well.

It's not that bad of an assumption to be honest.

I'm sure some of the corporate fat cats would get behind this idea.

There are probably thousands of different versions of parents doing this!

I mean I guess technically that's what the graveyard does.

That's giving them quite a bit of credit, seeing how the regular mail services operate.

I would 100% attend this event.

There would be a lot less kayakers if that was the case.

Seems legit.

Hopefully they aren't planning a revolution under those bridges!

I bet middle school was a tough time for this one.