18 Heavenly Snacks for Devouring When We're Drunk and/or High

zachnading Published 07/21/2021 in Funny

It's National Junk Food Day here in the land of the Quarter Pounder with cheese, home of the microwave. And we're celebrating with our favorite go-to drunk and/or high munchies.

From delivery, to homemade, to gas station staples. There's no better food to shove down your gullet when you're inebriated than this gallery right here.

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Buffalo Chicken Dip - Hot sauce, ranch, cream cheese, shredded cheese, shredded chicken. Toss it all in the crockpot on low until bubbly. Good to go.
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Charcuterie Board - The most adult thing on this list.
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Beer Cheese - Because you can never have too much beer.
4.
Chicken Sandwich - Nothing better drunk or high than a greasy fast food chicken sammie.
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Cheesecake - When I'm high I develop a sweet tooth. So cheesecake delivered is usually pretty clutch.
6.
Frito Twists BBQ Flavor - It's got to be BBQ for me. Stoned-me could probably eat a full gas station's worth of Frito Twists.
7.
Guacamole - Here's my recipe, you'll thank me later. 3 avocados, lime juice (TBL), red onion (1/4 cup), 1 serrano pepper, salt and pepper (1/2 tsp), half of a tomato, sprinkle of cumin, dash of chili powder.
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Heluva Good French Onion Dip - Hands down the best french onion dip out there. Chips, pretzels, crackers. You name it, you can probably dip it.
9.
Grandma's Brand Cookies - Try not to look too stoned when you're searching for these at your local 7/11.
10.
Gas Station Hot Dogs - The smell alone could cure the common munchies. Just order 3 or 4 of these to go, and have yourself a night.
11.
Haribo Gummi Bears - The only brand of gummi bears I'll eat.
12.
White Castle Burgers - Stereotypical? Yes. Delicious nonetheless? Yup. Based on experience, I wouldn't suggest eating White Castle when you aren't on some sort of drug.
13.
Nachos with Cheese - Microwavable nacho cheese can be found at basically any supermarket or gas station. No excuse not to take advantage of such a delicious, convenient snack.
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Popcorn - Roll a joint, throw on a movie, make up some popcorn. I prefer buttered with some Old Bay seasoning. Just kicks up your popcorn game a bit.
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Mozzarella Sticks - Drunk or high these bad boys are your best friend. Dependable, easy to make, easy to have delivered.
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Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers - These take a bit of prep work, but are totally worth it. Bacon, garlic/herb cream cheese, shredded cheddar, jalapeno peppers, ranch dressing for dipping. Throw them in the oven. All set.
17.
Digiorno Pizza - Old reliable. Craving pizza but too high to wait for delivery? Pop one of these frozen discs into the oven and get after it.
18.
Zapp's Voodoo Chips - If you've never had Zapp's I don't know what to tell you. Buy a bag.

1.
Buffalo Chicken Dip - Hot sauce, ranch, cream cheese, shredded cheese, shredded chicken. Toss it all in the crockpot on low until bubbly. Good to go.
2.
Charcuterie Board - The most adult thing on this list.
3.
Beer Cheese - Because you can never have too much beer.
4.
Chicken Sandwich - Nothing better drunk or high than a greasy fast food chicken sammie.
5.
Cheesecake - When I'm high I develop a sweet tooth. So cheesecake delivered is usually pretty clutch.
6.
Frito Twists BBQ Flavor - It's got to be BBQ for me. Stoned-me could probably eat a full gas station's worth of Frito Twists.
7.
Guacamole - Here's my recipe, you'll thank me later. 3 avocados, lime juice (TBL), red onion (1/4 cup), 1 serrano pepper, salt and pepper (1/2 tsp), half of a tomato, sprinkle of cumin, dash of chili powder.
8.
Heluva Good French Onion Dip - Hands down the best french onion dip out there. Chips, pretzels, crackers. You name it, you can probably dip it.
9.
Grandma's Brand Cookies - Try not to look too stoned when you're searching for these at your local 7/11.
10.
Gas Station Hot Dogs - The smell alone could cure the common munchies. Just order 3 or 4 of these to go, and have yourself a night.
11.
Haribo Gummi Bears - The only brand of gummi bears I'll eat.
12.
White Castle Burgers - Stereotypical? Yes. Delicious nonetheless? Yup. Based on experience, I wouldn't suggest eating White Castle when you aren't on some sort of drug.
13.
Nachos with Cheese - Microwavable nacho cheese can be found at basically any supermarket or gas station. No excuse not to take advantage of such a delicious, convenient snack.
14.
Popcorn - Roll a joint, throw on a movie, make up some popcorn. I prefer buttered with some Old Bay seasoning. Just kicks up your popcorn game a bit.
15.
Mozzarella Sticks - Drunk or high these bad boys are your best friend. Dependable, easy to make, easy to have delivered.
16.
Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers - These take a bit of prep work, but are totally worth it. Bacon, garlic/herb cream cheese, shredded cheddar, jalapeno peppers, ranch dressing for dipping. Throw them in the oven. All set.
17.
Digiorno Pizza - Old reliable. Craving pizza but too high to wait for delivery? Pop one of these frozen discs into the oven and get after it.
18.
Zapp's Voodoo Chips - If you've never had Zapp's I don't know what to tell you. Buy a bag.

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1. Buffalo Chicken Dip - Hot sauce, ranch, cream cheese, shredded cheese, shredded chicken. Toss it all in the crockpot on low until bubbly. Good to go.

2. Charcuterie Board - The most adult thing on this list.

3. Beer Cheese - Because you can never have too much beer.

4. Chicken Sandwich - Nothing better drunk or high than a greasy fast food chicken sammie.

5. Cheesecake - When I'm high I develop a sweet tooth. So cheesecake delivered is usually pretty clutch.

6. Frito Twists BBQ Flavor - It's got to be BBQ for me. Stoned-me could probably eat a full gas station's worth of Frito Twists.

7. Guacamole - Here's my recipe, you'll thank me later. 3 avocados, lime juice (TBL), red onion (1/4 cup), 1 serrano pepper, salt and pepper (1/2 tsp), half of a tomato, sprinkle of cumin, dash of chili powder.

8. Heluva Good French Onion Dip - Hands down the best french onion dip out there. Chips, pretzels, crackers. You name it, you can probably dip it.

9. Grandma's Brand Cookies - Try not to look too stoned when you're searching for these at your local 7/11.

10. Gas Station Hot Dogs - The smell alone could cure the common munchies. Just order 3 or 4 of these to go, and have yourself a night.

11. Haribo Gummi Bears - The only brand of gummi bears I'll eat.

12. White Castle Burgers - Stereotypical? Yes. Delicious nonetheless? Yup. Based on experience, I wouldn't suggest eating White Castle when you aren't on some sort of drug.

13. Nachos with Cheese - Microwavable nacho cheese can be found at basically any supermarket or gas station. No excuse not to take advantage of such a delicious, convenient snack.

14. Popcorn - Roll a joint, throw on a movie, make up some popcorn. I prefer buttered with some Old Bay seasoning. Just kicks up your popcorn game a bit.

15. Mozzarella Sticks - Drunk or high these bad boys are your best friend. Dependable, easy to make, easy to have delivered.

16. Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers - These take a bit of prep work, but are totally worth it. Bacon, garlic/herb cream cheese, shredded cheddar, jalapeno peppers, ranch dressing for dipping. Throw them in the oven. All set.

17. Digiorno Pizza - Old reliable. Craving pizza but too high to wait for delivery? Pop one of these frozen discs into the oven and get after it.

18. Zapp's Voodoo Chips - If you've never had Zapp's I don't know what to tell you. Buy a bag.

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1.
Buffalo Chicken Dip - Hot sauce, ranch, cream cheese, shredded cheese, shredded chicken. Toss it all in the crockpot on low until bubbly. Good to go.

2.
Charcuterie Board - The most adult thing on this list.

3.
Beer Cheese - Because you can never have too much beer.

4.
Chicken Sandwich - Nothing better drunk or high than a greasy fast food chicken sammie.

5.
Cheesecake - When I'm high I develop a sweet tooth. So cheesecake delivered is usually pretty clutch.

6.
Frito Twists BBQ Flavor - It's got to be BBQ for me. Stoned-me could probably eat a full gas station's worth of Frito Twists.

7.
Guacamole - Here's my recipe, you'll thank me later. 3 avocados, lime juice (TBL), red onion (1/4 cup), 1 serrano pepper, salt and pepper (1/2 tsp), half of a tomato, sprinkle of cumin, dash of chili powder.

8.
Heluva Good French Onion Dip - Hands down the best french onion dip out there. Chips, pretzels, crackers. You name it, you can probably dip it.

9.
Grandma's Brand Cookies - Try not to look too stoned when you're searching for these at your local 7/11.

10.
Gas Station Hot Dogs - The smell alone could cure the common munchies. Just order 3 or 4 of these to go, and have yourself a night.

11.
Haribo Gummi Bears - The only brand of gummi bears I'll eat.

12.
White Castle Burgers - Stereotypical? Yes. Delicious nonetheless? Yup. Based on experience, I wouldn't suggest eating White Castle when you aren't on some sort of drug.

13.
Nachos with Cheese - Microwavable nacho cheese can be found at basically any supermarket or gas station. No excuse not to take advantage of such a delicious, convenient snack.

14.
Popcorn - Roll a joint, throw on a movie, make up some popcorn. I prefer buttered with some Old Bay seasoning. Just kicks up your popcorn game a bit.

15.
Mozzarella Sticks - Drunk or high these bad boys are your best friend. Dependable, easy to make, easy to have delivered.

16.
Bacon Wrapped Jalapeno Poppers - These take a bit of prep work, but are totally worth it. Bacon, garlic/herb cream cheese, shredded cheddar, jalapeno peppers, ranch dressing for dipping. Throw them in the oven. All set.

17.
Digiorno Pizza - Old reliable. Craving pizza but too high to wait for delivery? Pop one of these frozen discs into the oven and get after it.

18.
Zapp's Voodoo Chips - If you've never had Zapp's I don't know what to tell you. Buy a bag.