19 Times Life Dealt People an Unfair Hand

Kenneth Coo Published 09/02/2018 in Funny

Less than subtle signs that the universe hates you.

1.
Remember folks, brake on the left, gas on the right.
2.
When that long day just got a little longer...
3.
When you invite your crush to come watch you play...
4.
"I heard a whooshing noise and then half my house was gone..."
5.
Just sitting in traffic minding your business when suddenly...
6.
Go to the petting zoo they said... it'll be fun they said...
7.
Nature can be a cruel beast.
8.
When you co-workers leave you to fend for yourself.
9.
In his defense... there should have been some kind of warning sign.
10.
When doing it yourself means still having to hire a professional...
11.
"Why aren't you wearing your helmet on the battlefield soldier?"
12.
Incoming!
13.
When your buddy talks you into letting him drive the jet-ski.
14.
"Uh ladies and gentlemen this is the pilot speaking... I regret to inform your the flight is going to be slightly delayed..."
15.
When you're in too big of a hurry to leave the house..."
16.
When you're already running late to work...
17.
I hope you opted for the insurance on those canoe rentals...
18.
Have fun cleaning that up!
19.
When you didn't respond to that Nigerian Prince's email...

1.
Remember folks, brake on the left, gas on the right.
2.
When that long day just got a little longer...
3.
When you invite your crush to come watch you play...
4.
"I heard a whooshing noise and then half my house was gone..."
5.
Just sitting in traffic minding your business when suddenly...
6.
Go to the petting zoo they said... it'll be fun they said...
7.
Nature can be a cruel beast.
8.
When you co-workers leave you to fend for yourself.
9.
In his defense... there should have been some kind of warning sign.
10.
When doing it yourself means still having to hire a professional...
11.
"Why aren't you wearing your helmet on the battlefield soldier?"
12.
Incoming!
13.
When your buddy talks you into letting him drive the jet-ski.
14.
"Uh ladies and gentlemen this is the pilot speaking... I regret to inform your the flight is going to be slightly delayed..."
15.
When you're in too big of a hurry to leave the house..."
16.
When you're already running late to work...
17.
I hope you opted for the insurance on those canoe rentals...
18.
Have fun cleaning that up!
19.
When you didn't respond to that Nigerian Prince's email...