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“Can’t get into work this morning cause the closer didn’t realize they took home the core to the door lock.”

“Was painting the edges of the floor and dipped the brush in a fresh cup of coffee.”

“I was cleaning out my rental house and I smelled some strange smell in the closet. I had to get down on my knees to read this on the floor. It was written in sharpie.”

“Got rudely awaken by the sound of everything in my kitchen cupboards crashing to the floor.”

“Made a soft taco to prevent my tooth/crown from coming out when I felt it loosen. Did the opposite..”

“A worm in my salmon.”

“Drove by a gardener using a weed whacker which flung a rock right at my window..”

“I got my box filled with ketchup at work today!”

“Left my work gloves outside for a couple of days. Went to got them and found this.”

“Went back home after a horrible day just to find that my dinner was full of mold..”

“Amazon literally sent me an empty bag and the delivery picture shows it was open. (Say hi to my invisible graphics card).”

“My dog rolled in (what I can only imagine to be) human shit in an alley while I wasn’t watching. My god the smell.”

“Whole kitchen sink just fell out of the counter.”

“Tried to put a backpack on, the watch strap broke and now a loving gift from my parents is broken.”