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Nothing Matthew Perry does or says makes me ever want to watch 'Friends.'

2

There is literal video proof of her struggling to get into that thing.

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Do I hate fantasy football? Yes. Will I let it ruin my entire life every damn year? You betcha.

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Imagine being absolutely destroyed on your own platform by a baseball mascot named Blooper. Tough look for Elon.

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Philly gonna Philly.

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Quincy Donatello.

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Yep. Sounds about right. I'll take the over.

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Good lord the accuracy of this tweet.

9

I'm so confused about what he's going for here.

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He's gonna hit his first dozen before the year is out.

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This might be the funniest thing I've seen on the internet recently.

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Please. Just make it stop.

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JK Rowling is not a casting director, just for the record.

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Oh how the tables have turned.

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You couldn't pay me to read a an entire thread that was written by Logan Paul.

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That's a fair plan.

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More room for penetration.

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Yeah, I'm good.

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I don't know who that person is.

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She looks like she's about to order ALL of the gabagool.