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I mean, where's the lie?

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Sleeping on the couch is the be all, end all, cure all for sickness. No questions asked.

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Thank you Eve 6. Unlike Blink-182 who makes music that EVERYONE loves, you make music for a very specific group of people to love.

4

Okay, I'll slow clap for this one.

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Bro you're literally wearing his costume, what else would you for a living?

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*saying goodbye to their dad* K, Pop Im heading to war.

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Honestly, I'm basic AF. I've never smoked in my life, but if these were real bet your a** I'd go buy a pack.

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I'm telling you what I wish my parents would've told me. It's a scam!

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I don't care about this drama at all, but I'm a huge fan of new and delicious condiments. Drop that recipe, girl.

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But, why? My body should just naturally bend that way without repercussion.

11

So true. I felt this.

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Excuse me, Mr. President. A second dbag has been kicked out of the restaurant.

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Not sure how this isn't already a thing. Like a drive thru for social events.

14

Mario out here gettin' horny on main.

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I need one. It's not a want at this point, it's a need.

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I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye.

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Please. Just snap my back like a glow stick.

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This is the realest thing I've read all day. Night showers are for cowards.

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The absolute worst. Stop messaging me, you heathens.

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Can't wait for songs like "Lambs to the Slaughter" and "Death Milk."