What is it about naming a vape shop that immediately turns people into psychos?

Can we not just name these places normally? For whatever reason, every vape shop and dispensary needs to have a pun in the name, and their owners have fried their brains enough with weed that “Serial Vapist” seems like a smart choice.

We need to outlaw marijuana and close all vape shops until this situation is sorted out. This is a national emergency and should be treated as such.