“Waited in line for this rollercoaster for two hours, when I finally got to the front they said I was too tall.”

“Stacked while doing mountain biking yesterday. I have a date in 20 minutes with someone who hasn’t seen me before.”

“My bike after work today.”

Frozen…burst…pipes.

“My dog found my rainy day stash and ate it.”

“Someone broke into my car while I was at work”

“Left a sparkling water in the car during winter in Minneapolis.”

“That white thing down there is one of my airpods, that fell off because someone bumped against me. fml”

“Left my shoes outside in Australia.”

“120 mile solo hike. Asked an elderly passerby to take a photo for me. I checked it right away but he struggled enough with the touch screen that I didn’t ask him to take another.”

“It’s his bathroom now.”

“This stunning mural painted in my school was covered up by lockers recently.”

“Asked my aunt to take my pic to look like I was holding up the world. She said it was perfect. I didnt check it till we got home.”

“Getting a holy in your tire always sucks…”

“My cat knocked over my TV, have a great weekend.”

“I slapped a bag of doritos and a pointy dorito pierced through the bag and stabbed my hand.”

“Getting away from an erupting volcano today”

“Found this yesterday on the floor of an Applebee’s bathroom. I don’t think that’s the answer they wanted.”

“I was making dinner and heard a pop.”

“Pineapple field near Taal volcano after nearly a day of spewing ashes. No filter.”