25 Cool Things People Came Across

Nathan Johnson Published 08/25/2021 in wow

Life is like a box of chocolates.

It's surprisingly expensive, involves far more plastic than it should, and is usually less calorie-dense when accompanied by active participants. Unlike a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. This is because life is an entropic soup of action and inaction that doesn't print exactly what you're going to get on its packaging.

But if it did, it might have used some of these things to stand out on the shelves of existential Walmart.

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1.
“The New X-Ray Gun My Dentist Uses.”
2.
“This 117year news paper scrap that had been under the floor boards in my bath room whilst refiting.”
3.
“My grandparents have a fish pond in their living room.”
4.
“The spilled yoke from my fried egg looks like a chick.”
5.
A packet of olive oil shaped like an olive.
6.
The St. Louis Arch From Below.
7.
“A couple of years ago, my sister began hunting for uranium glass at estate sales.”
8.
“Just found an old roll of biodegradable poop bags, they really do disintegrate like advertised.”
9.
“My cat scratched me and it looked insanely like the mcdonald’s logo.”
10.
“There’s a patch on my leg that doesn’t get goosebumps.”
11.
“Found an E than survived the recycling process on the cardboard we use at work.”
12.
“This carrot I got at tesco looks like a sassy pair of legs.”
13.
“My mom made a uno belt.”
14.
“Papa John’s left their oven pan in my pizza box.”
15.
“There is a sunflower growing from my neighbours guttering.”
16.
“My school ID has a Suicide Prevention Hotline number on the back of it.”
17.
“Maneki-neko statues in my local gym.”
18.
“Stuck in traffic. Saw two cars in front of me that had sequential license plates.”
19.
“Wear-and-tear on playground monkeybars decreases as the distance increases.”
20.
A car covered in floppy discs.
21.
“This old Pringles can my grandma uses to hold her paint brushes.”
22.
“Townhouse in DC has a cute little model townhouse in its front yard (and the model has its own model!)”
23.
“A twenty something’s Christmas Wishlist from 1999.”
24.
“The hotel I’m staying at has a hatchet above the toilet.”
25.
“The restaurant bathroom has hand soap for before you eat and after you eat.”

1.
“The New X-Ray Gun My Dentist Uses.”
2.
“This 117year news paper scrap that had been under the floor boards in my bath room whilst refiting.”
3.
“My grandparents have a fish pond in their living room.”
4.
“The spilled yoke from my fried egg looks like a chick.”
5.
A packet of olive oil shaped like an olive.
6.
The St. Louis Arch From Below.
7.
“A couple of years ago, my sister began hunting for uranium glass at estate sales.”
8.
“Just found an old roll of biodegradable poop bags, they really do disintegrate like advertised.”
9.
“My cat scratched me and it looked insanely like the mcdonald’s logo.”
10.
“There’s a patch on my leg that doesn’t get goosebumps.”
11.
“Found an E than survived the recycling process on the cardboard we use at work.”
12.
“This carrot I got at tesco looks like a sassy pair of legs.”
13.
“My mom made a uno belt.”
14.
“Papa John’s left their oven pan in my pizza box.”
15.
“There is a sunflower growing from my neighbours guttering.”
16.
“My school ID has a Suicide Prevention Hotline number on the back of it.”
17.
“Maneki-neko statues in my local gym.”
18.
“Stuck in traffic. Saw two cars in front of me that had sequential license plates.”
19.
“Wear-and-tear on playground monkeybars decreases as the distance increases.”
20.
A car covered in floppy discs.
21.
“This old Pringles can my grandma uses to hold her paint brushes.”
22.
“Townhouse in DC has a cute little model townhouse in its front yard (and the model has its own model!)”
23.
“A twenty something’s Christmas Wishlist from 1999.”
24.
“The hotel I’m staying at has a hatchet above the toilet.”
25.
“The restaurant bathroom has hand soap for before you eat and after you eat.”