A good dad joke sits right at the intersection of borderline-criminal cringe and clever, pun-filled observation. It's a wholesome facepalm. A fatherly faux pa. A pun ala patriarch.

And, kind of like whatever happens to be in your fridge when you're blazed at 1AM, once you've started on a big bowl of dad jokes, you can't stop. So run along and enjoy this batch of painfully on-the-money dad jokes.