23 Movies That Would Be Ruined By Sex Scenes

RustyBuckler Published 11/24/2021 in Funny

Not all movies need a sex scene, that we can agree on, but what we might no agree on is which movies would be ruined if we added a sex scene to them.

We went to r/AskReddit to find out what movies should stay away from sex scenes. Here's a list of those movies that are better off the way they are.

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The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552

"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"
2.
12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle

6 gay couples with sexual frustration.
3.
Home Alone -u/msmarshyellow

Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA.

Dad: 'say my name'

Mom: sudden realization Kevin has been left behind. Screams 'KEVIN!'

Cut to Kevin squirting some cream on a ridiculous dessert dinner, smug smile to the camera.
4.
Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000

Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.
5.
Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong

"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"
6.
Cars -u/fecalmatter

I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since
7.
Minions -u/Vladioska

I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make
8.
King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry

They did the monster mash
9.
It. -u/Tendytakers

Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.
10.
Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518

It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie
11.
Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko

Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f***ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get d**k from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).
12.
127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac

His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off.
13.
Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones

You’ve got a friend in me.
14.
Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5

Jabba the slut
15.
Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196

The title is perfect for a porno.
16.
Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949

I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.
17.
Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans

Too busy walking.
18.
Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh

Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.
19.
Shrek -u/CaterpillarGreen2871

Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration.
20.
Jaws -u/godca_grema

Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible.
21.
Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright

The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans.
22.
Elf -u/whatchotalkinbout

This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that.
23.
Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463

We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?

1.
The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552

"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"
2.
12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle

6 gay couples with sexual frustration.
3.
Home Alone -u/msmarshyellow

Kevin's mom and dad are finally alone in their suite, Kevin's mom is on her back thinking of the USA.

Dad: 'say my name'

Mom: sudden realization Kevin has been left behind. Screams 'KEVIN!'

Cut to Kevin squirting some cream on a ridiculous dessert dinner, smug smile to the camera.
4.
Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000

Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.
5.
Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong

"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"
6.
Cars -u/fecalmatter

I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since
7.
Minions -u/Vladioska

I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make
8.
King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry

They did the monster mash
9.
It. -u/Tendytakers

Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.
10.
Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518

It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie
11.
Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko

Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f***ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get d**k from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).
12.
127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac

His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off.
13.
Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones

You’ve got a friend in me.
14.
Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5

Jabba the slut
15.
Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196

The title is perfect for a porno.
16.
Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949

I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.
17.
Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans

Too busy walking.
18.
Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh

Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.
19.
Shrek -u/CaterpillarGreen2871

Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration.
20.
Jaws -u/godca_grema

Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible.
21.
Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright

The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans.
22.
Elf -u/whatchotalkinbout

This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that.
23.
Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463

We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?

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1. The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552 "Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"

2. 12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle 6 gay couples with sexual frustration.

4. Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000 Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.

5. Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong "Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"

6. Cars -u/fecalmatter I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since

7. Minions -u/Vladioska I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make

8. King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry They did the monster mash

9. It. -u/Tendytakers Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.

10. Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518 It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie

11. Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f***ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get d**k from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).

12. 127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off.

13. Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones You’ve got a friend in me.

14. Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5 Jabba the slut

15. Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196 The title is perfect for a porno.

16. Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949 I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.

17. Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans Too busy walking.

18. Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.

19. Shrek -u/CaterpillarGreen2871 Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration.

20. Jaws -u/godca_grema Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible.

21. Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans.

22. Elf -u/whatchotalkinbout This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that.

23. Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463 We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?

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1.
The LEGO Movie. u/Zachtron552

"Everything is threesome, everything is cool when you're part of the team"

2.
12 Angry Men -u/VictorBlimpmuscle

6 gay couples with sexual frustration.

4.
Finding nemo -u/bubzy1000

Marlin would have the time of his life. Dory would just forget immediately after.

5.
Cast away -u/Chilidogdingdong

"Wilson, I'm sorry. I'M SORRY!"

6.
Cars -u/fecalmatter

I vividly remember my friend showing me a tik tok that said “I bet the porche from cars has a tight little muffler pu**y” and honestly, I haven’t been the same since

7.
Minions -u/Vladioska

I don’t even want to know the sounds they would make

8.
King Kong vs. Godzilla -u/Ok-Huckleberry

They did the monster mash

9.
It. -u/Tendytakers

Oh wait…there’s a reason why it wasn’t included.

10.
Bee Movie -u/Blackfell0518

It almost had a sex scene in it... and honestly, it might work with this movie

11.
Freaky Friday -u/Xeeko

Idk what would be worse, daughter in the moms body f*ing her moms fiancé, or mom using her daughters body to get dk from some high schooler(therefore cheating on her fiancé).

12.
127 hours -u/teabagalomaniac

His rock-hard d**k got stuck, so he had to cut it off.

13.
Toy Story -u/BlockHeadJones

You’ve got a friend in me.

14.
Any Star Wars. -u/Danthiel5

Jabba the slut

15.
Men in Black -u/Novel-Yak7196

The title is perfect for a porno.

16.
Space Jam -u/Remote-Salad949

I don’t know..I think a lot of the Internet wanted to see a Lola sex scene for Space Jam.

17.
Lord of the Rings -u/imidoesonlyfans

Too busy walking.

18.
Scooby Doo -u/Sameehhh

Like, zoinks Scoob, I don't think it can go any deeper.

19.
Shrek -u/CaterpillarGreen2871

Actually, a sex scene is the only thing keeping this movie from Oscar consideration.

20.
Jaws -u/godca_grema

Imagine if a shark was trying to sleep with swimmers instead of trying to eat them. The tension would be incredible.

21.
Passion of the Christ -u/NoMansSkyWasAlright

The name is pretty perfect, but we don't think this would go over well for the hardcore fans.

22.
Elf -u/whatchotalkinbout

This one could go either way, but we assume Buddy would bring the chocolate syrup into the bedroom, you can count on that.

23.
Stuart Little -u/Aziz2463

We surprised this movie doesn't already have a sex scene. I mean have you seen the car Stuart drives?